LiLo May Seek Protection From 'Erratic' Dad

Michael Lohan accuses ex-wife Dina Lohan of drinking and using kids as 'bankable commodity'

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina must appear in Family Court this morning or face “immediate arrest and imprisonment," the New York Daily News reports. Ex-con and ex-hubby Michael has reopened their divorce case, citing the E! reality star’s drunkenness in front of their children and her failure to comply with court-ordered visitation rights. More»

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

(NEWSER) - The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here . More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News . There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

Show is about her 'non-crazy' family. Yeah right.

(NEWSER) - Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan couldn’t possibly sink any lower, she’s heading to…reality TV. To be fair, the show (network TBD) centers on LiLo’s immediate family, but mom Dina assures the New York Post that “Lindsay will appear in some episodes.” But not very many, because “she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines,” Dina insists. One person you won’t see on the show: dad Michael. More»

Lindsay had secret romance with Ledger, Dina says in latest Lohan tape

(NEWSER) - The latest from the Lohan Family Circus: Lindsay was having a secret relationship with Heath Ledger when he died, says mom Dina in the latest audio tape released by pop Michael. His death “fucked her up,” Dina says, adding that she’s concerned Lindsay "will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking," Radar reports. More»

Michael uses gossip site to respond to latest threats from Dina, Lindsay

(NEWSER) - The Lohans continue to carry out their family squabbles via the press, with Michael most recently responding to Dina and Lindsay’s request that he stop talking with an ultimatum of his own. “As far as Lindsay is concerned, if she goes into a rehab, I will stop,” he tells Radar , claiming that he has been attempting to “help” his daughter privately for a year now. More»