Paradis on Depp: 'I Want to Mob Him'

'It's so sad,' says one source

(NEWSER) - Good news for aspirant single men and ladies everywhere, bad news for Johnny Depp and long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis: After 13 years and two children together, they are basically living separate lives. It's been more than a year since they've been spotted together on the red carpet, and sources tell People their relationship is pretty much done. And they've uprooted their life from an idyllic French town to Los Angeles, to boot. "It's so sad," says one source. Perhaps neither of them could stand the stench any longer... More»

Kristen StephensonPino claims Depp wanted her to travel with him

(NEWSER) - Johnny Depp claims he’s not married to longtime partner Vanessa Paradis because he just doesn’t need “that piece of paper” —but could the real reason be far less innocent? Kristen StephensonPino, a 19-year-old model, met Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and she tells Star the actor wasn’t shy about coming on to her: “He was like, ‘Darling, you’re exquisite—you’re by far the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.’” Click for more on the hours they spent together in his trailer—and Depp's invitation that she travel with him . More»

Vanessa Paradis fears Jolie will get Depp in her clutches

(NEWSER) - Vanessa Paradis really, really loves Johnny Depp—so much that she’s trying to force him out of his latest movie. Depp has a “real long and intense love scene” with man-thief Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, and a source tells the New York Post that Paradis demanded he drop the role when she found out. Depp is “trying to” get out of the film, the source says, but filming has already begun. More»

And so does galpal Vanessa Paradis

(NEWSER) - Johnny Depp may be the Sexiest Man Alive , but he smells gross. “He isn't big on personal cleanliness,” a source tells Fox , adding that he “usually smells because he rarely showers” and his longtime girlfriend, French supermodel Vanessa Paradis, has a similar problem. “No makeup and unruly hair—she’s a bit of a mess normally,” the source says. “They found their perfect match in each other—it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.” More»

Ranking chief executives Nos. 1 through 43

(NEWSER) - With Valentine’s Day tomorrow and Presidents Day on Monday, Nerve ranks America’s chief executives, from Washington to Obama, on sex appeal. Richard Nixon—“Certainly the least sexy person connected in any way to Deep Throat”—is 43rd and last; here are the top five:

• Theodore Roosevelt: Handsome, fit, outdoors, pro-environment, a war hero: “So sexy that if he slept with your girlfriend, you'd be flattered.”