Sorry, Folks, We're Not Engaged: Gisele

Quarterback, supermodel say "I do" in intimate California ceremony

(NEWSER) - Gisele Bundchen said "I do" to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in an intimate ceremony at a Santa Monica church yesterday, Us Magazine reports. The Brazilian supermodel, who had repeatedly denied that she and Brady were even engaged, wore a gown from Dolce & Gabbana—which supplied matching collars for her three dogs. More»

And other fashion travesties...

(NEWSER) - TMZ has a theory on the ridiculous hairstyle Tom Brady was sporting last night at the Met Costume Institute Gala: It must have been Gisele Bundchen's idea. Or perhaps what People describes as "a freshly slicked semi faux hawk that slanted to the right" is just the kind of fashion statement one believes he can make when accompanied by a supermodel. Click for more less-than-flattering looks from the red carpet, with extra snark from the Daily Mail and The Frisky . (See The Frisky for even more looks, from the "totally WTF" to the "borrrrrring.") More»

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied aren't the only ones

(NEWSER) - Natalie Portman got secretly married to Benjamin Millepied—at least, according to her jeweler —but it turns out she's not the only one in Tinseltown who can keep her mouth shut and her wedding private. The Frisky rounds up 13 more secret Hollywood marriages:

• Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz: They only invited four people to their wedding—Craig's daughter, Weisz's son, and two witnesses.
• Beyonce and Jay-Z: She didn't even discuss her nuptials until six months had gone by, and said it was small because "it's been my day so many days already."

Bundchen defends Tom Brady after Patriots' Super Bowl loss

(NEWSER) - Gisele Bundchen made headlines last week when she asked friends and family to pray for her husband's team to win the Super Bowl, but as we all know, those prayers went unheard. Bundchen was decidedly less sappy in her post-game comments last night, caught on tape as she left the VIP suites on her way to comfort Tom Brady. "My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time," she said as she was heckled by Giants fans. "I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." The Insider has the video. More»

And she won't discuss 'media-created' Tom Brady drama

(NEWSER) - Bridget Moynahan became tabloid fodder in 2007 when she discovered she was pregnant just after splitting from New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady—who was by then already dating now-wife Gisele Bundchen—but she says she wouldn’t have it any other way. Son John Edward Thomas is the light of her life and “there's not a second that I regret having a child on my own,” she tells More magazine in a cover interview picked up by the New York Daily News and E! . More»