Alba to O'Reilly: No, You're a Pinhead!

Gene Simmons slams Ri, while Katy Perry disses Beyonce

(NEWSER) - Apparently Gene Simmons hasn't heard that people who live in glass houses—and make sex tapes with their socks on—shouldn't throw stones: While announcing an upcoming tour his band is co-headlining with Motley Crue, the KISS frontman noted that the rockers would be keeping it real. "We're sick and tired of girls getting up there with dancers and karaoke tapes in back of them," Simmons said at the press conference. "No fake bull***t. Leave that to the Rihanna, Shmianna, and anyone who ends their name with an 'A.'" Motley Crue's Tommy Lee later told Billboard Rihanna is "a great singer," but that the world needs "some personality and appeal" beyond the "watered down … pop stuff" crowding the airwaves. More»

Jessica Alba, Sammy Hagar branch out

(NEWSER) - Celebs are excellent at promoting themselves, so why not move into other products? Here are 10 stars who were bitten by the entrepreneurial bug, courtesy of the Street . More»

Fox man blasts Sandra Fluke as 'committed leftist'

(NEWSER) - Fox man Bill O'Reilly is after Sandra Fluke again, claiming the "committed leftist" who wants him to fund her sex life is at the "center of a campaign to reelect" Barack Obama. "Let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke," said O'Reilly in an earlier program . "You want me to give you my hard-earned money so you can have sex? Good grief." In fact, Fluke wants her university health insurance (typically paid for by students) to cover birth control, as college health plans usually do if they're not affiliated with the Catholic church, notes the Huffington Post . More»

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied aren't the only ones

(NEWSER) - Natalie Portman got secretly married to Benjamin Millepied—at least, according to her jeweler —but it turns out she's not the only one in Tinseltown who can keep her mouth shut and her wedding private. The Frisky rounds up 13 more secret Hollywood marriages:

• Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz: They only invited four people to their wedding—Craig's daughter, Weisz's son, and two witnesses.
• Beyonce and Jay-Z: She didn't even discuss her nuptials until six months had gone by, and said it was small because "it's been my day so many days already."

Alec Baldwin pulls videotaped skit after joke is axed

(NEWSER) - Alec Baldwin squashed his videotaped appearance on last night's Emmy Awards after Fox axed his joke about the phone hacking scandal at newspapers owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., Fox's parent company. Baldwin demanded his entire videotaped bit, which was to air at the beginning of the show, be removed once the joke was censored. (The segment was re-filmed with Leonard Nimoy ... and without the joke .) A Fox spokesman said the bit was cut because the network takes the phone hacking scandal "seriously," and didn't want to appear to be joking about it, reports the Guardian . More»