Hef Is Healthy; Jon + Kate's Marriage Isn't

Kardashian, Odom take month-long relationship to the next level; gossip sites rejoice

(NEWSER) - In case you somehow missed yesterday's Khloé Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding, the gossip sites are here to bring you up to speed. TMZ, in particular, has more information than you ever needed to know:

• Guests ranged from the expected (Odom’s Los Angeles Lakers teammates, Kardashian’s reality show cohorts) to the WTF-worthy (Alan Thicke) to the couple’s very own gossip-disher (Lara Spencer).

Um, he should probably get a job or two

(NEWSER) - Yes, Jon Gosselin is back in the news—and, not surprisingly, it’s for a quite pathetic reason. Remember when he took all that money out of his joint bank account with ex-wife Kate? Well, turns out when the judge ordered him to pay it all back, a totally broke Jon borrowed $88,000 from then-girlfriend Hailey Glassman to do just that. Radar even has a copy of the check. More»

Gosselin's ex agrees with galpals on the size of littlest Gosselin

(NEWSER) - Turns out Hailey Glassman isn’t the only one who thinks Jon Gosselin's nether regions leave something to be desired . Ex-wife Kate, well known for berating Jon on national television during their reality TV stint, used to mock his size to friends and family, a source tells Us . Her special nickname, which she reportedly shared with Jon? “Stubby.” More»

You haven't seen the last of this octo-mom quite yet

(NEWSER) - Jon minus Kate, plus eight, means she needs a date. And apparently that’s exactly what Kate Gosselin is hoping to find next year—while the cameras roll. A TV executive tells PopEater that Gosselin is in talks to star in a 2010 reality dating show. “Love her or hate her, people are fascinated by Kate,” the exec says. “She has a lot of mouths to feed, and Kate looking for love will certainly put bread on the table.” More»

Octodad himself doesn't get his celebrity status, he admits

(NEWSER) - In a bid to keep his fame alive post-reality show, Jon Gosselin will take pictures with anyone who asks: Japanese tourists, Starbucks baristas, cab drivers—but even he doesn’t understand the public fervor surrounding him. “As long as they’re snapping, I’ll keep smiling,” he tells Jay Bulger for New York in an inside look at his life now. “I’m just a country boy with eight kids. I don’t really get it, either.” More»