John Picked Twitter Over Jen

Twitter tries and fails to take down another celebrity

(NEWSER) - Bill Cosby is not dead, despite what you might have read on the Internet this afternoon. In fact, the 73-year-old comedy legend is alive, well, and making up words on Twitter, reports WPIX . Using a term he created after a similar false alarm in February, he tweeted today, "Again, I'm rebutalling rumors about my demise." He added , "Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I’m not sure you see how upsetting this is." To learn more about things the web has actually killed, click here . More»

It's time to rethink your career choices—and love life

(NEWSER) - Bounty Hunter is well on its way to being a flop, just like Jennifer Aniston’s last two romantic comedies (Management, sigh)—which means it's probably time for a new career direction. “She's aged out, no matter the yoga and the highlights. She just can't do America's sweetheart next door. She needs a big wake-up call,” one film critic tells the New York Post . More»

Singer, once again, rants on Twitter

(NEWSER) - Leave it to Courtney Love to take John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview (in which he called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and his penis “a white supremacist”) and make it even more disturbing. After reading it, she tweeted all about her desire to “hate fuck” her fellow musician, the Huffington Post reports. Below, her more memorable, albeit somewhat incomprehensible, posts on the topic:

• Just curious: "do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !"

But not for calling Jessica Simpson 'Sexual Napalm' in Playboy

(NEWSER) - John Mayer's tendency to speak before he thinks has gotten him into trouble yet again. A Playboy interview published yesterday discusses the finer points of vaginas, porn, and masturbation, and refers to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm"—but all that was overshadowed by Mayer's use of the N-word, for which he's now apologized via Twitter . "It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it," he tweeted. More»

Singer offers questionable advice to Tiger Woods, too

(NEWSER) - If there’s one thing John Mayer can be counted on for, it’s fun quotes about masturbation. Yes, he’s back—and discussing Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, even Tiger Woods—in a Rolling Stone article previewed by PopEater . Some of the better, not-appropriate-for-children, quotes:

• What he wants in a life partner: “The Joshua Tree of vaginas.”
• What he wants right now: “All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them.”
• On his sexuality: “I’ve never slept with a man. But I get it. I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”