Catfight With Hef Ex Drags On

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

Kardashian and West are still apparently publicizing each other

(NEWSER) - The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West publicity stunt —er, relationship—lives on: A jealous Kim has now banned all other women from hanging around her man. "Kim is incredibly protective of Kanye and doesn’t want any women near him unless she is there—even his friends," a source tells the Sun . Rihanna, who has joined Kanye and Jay-Z on stage, "wasn’t even allowed to go into his dressing room without Kim being there." But perhaps Kim needn't worry: The New York Daily News reports that Kanye blew off a planned performance at Cannes last week to have dinner with Kim, and adds that Rihanna is dating New York Knick JR Smith anyway. More»

Paris Hilton? 'A drunken prude'

(NEWSER) - Just because someone is rich and famous does not, apparently, guarantee he or she is also good in the sack. The Frisky lists 10 celebrities who've gotten less than fantastic reviews from their former partners:

• Eminem: "He's not very well endowed," Kim Mathers once said. "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
• Maria Sharapova: Adam Levine denies it, but he once reportedly said he was "disappointed" because he thought she would "be the loud screaming type."

And more distressing Tinseltown news

(NEWSER) - It was an emotional Saturday night for Jennifer Lopez, who apparently thought it would be a good idea to rehash all of her biggest romantic relationships—onstage—just a few months after splitting from her husband. J.Lo was performing an acoustic version of “If You Had My Love” at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration while background dancers mimicked Lopez with past partners, including Diddy, Cris Judd, Ben Affleck, and of course, Marc Anthony. She started sobbing when the song was over, sang one more, then “ran offstage crying,” an audience member tells Radar . More»

Plus: Who was the 'Pippa'? And more...

(NEWSER) - Unless you spent the weekend under a rock, you are probably aware that Kim Kardashian is now married (and $17.9 million richer ). And if you were annoyed by her wedding extravaganza, well, you weren’t the only one: Several neighbors got fed up with the noise from the 460 guests around 11:30pm and called the cops, TMZ reports. Deputies did in fact show up at the estate where the party was being held, and got the music turned down, but (sadly) no one was cited. More»