Surprise! Matching Tattoos Still a Bad Idea

But it's too late for Kelsey Grammer, Kayte Walsh

(NEWSER) - Surely you were moved last week by the touching story of 57-year-old Kelsey Grammer and his much younger wife , Kayte Walsh, who walked into a Chicago tattoo parlor last Saturday so that Grammer could get "Kayte" tattooed on his hip. But The Frisky fears for their union: It turns out, if these other 10 couples are anything to go by, getting matching ink does not guarantee lasting love:

• Tony Parker and Eva Longoria: Now that their marriage is over, they probably wish they didn't have their wedding date permanently tattooed on them.

So does Miley Cyrus, and Sam Ronson... sort of

(NEWSER) - Chris Brown is back together with an ex, but it’s not Rihanna. The singer rekindled a romance with a student he met in Virginia, sources tell the Daily News. “Ri is going to be so hurt that Chris has moved on so quickly,” one pal says. Elsewhere:

• Brown’s not the only one reconnecting with an ex: Miley Cyrus was spotted lunching with Nick Jonas this weekend, Us reports.

Plus, Rihanna house hunts, and more

(NEWSER) - The funeral for Jade Goody, the British reality star who died of cervical cancer, will be held April 4, the BBC reports. A funeral procession will go from her house to a nearby church. Elsewhere:

• Rihanna was spotted house-hunting yesterday in the Hollywood Hills, the Sun reports.
• Struggling-for-cash Lindsay Lohan probably ain't too happy that her assistant scuffed up her $115,000 Maserati, according to TMZ.

Vanessa Paradis fears Jolie will get Depp in her clutches

(NEWSER) - Vanessa Paradis really, really loves Johnny Depp—so much that she’s trying to force him out of his latest movie. Depp has a “real long and intense love scene” with man-thief Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, and a source tells the New York Post that Paradis demanded he drop the role when she found out. Depp is “trying to” get out of the film, the source says, but filming has already begun. More»

Plus, Rihanna and Chris move into film, and more

(NEWSER) - Want to gaze upon Madonna in the nude? Your chance is coming up when a 2005 portrait goes up for auction in Glasgow Saturday, the Mirror reports. The oil painting shows a naked Material Girl with now-ex-hubby Guy Ritchie. Elsewhere:

• Rihanna and Chris Brown are both moving on—from just singing, the New York Daily News reports. Both have movie roles in the works.