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Snot Pizza Isn't a Felony: Keillor

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 22, 2009 1:39 PM CDT

(Newser) – One minimum-wage worker farts on a salami sandwich, and suddenly the president of Domino's is issuing a public apology? “This is the world turned upside down,” writes Garrison Keillor in the Chicago Tribune. In the actual world, the salami fart is nothing. “...   Read full story »

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