Jessica Still Has That Star Quality

Plus, Jessica Simpson is sad

(NEWSER) - Reports of Jon Gosselin’s engagement to galpal Hailey Glassman “are absolutely 100% false,” a Gosselin friend tells Us. But wait! “They’re engaged but nobody is allowed to say. They’ve been warned to keep it secret,” a source—this one friends with the jeweler from whom they apparently bought a ring Sunday—tells E! Elsewhere: More»

Jessica Biel supposedly wants $500K if Justin Timberlake cheats

(NEWSER) - Rumor has it Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged—and Biel is not messing around when it comes to the prenup. If JT cheats, she wants to be guaranteed at least half a million dollars, sources told Radar this week. The Frisky notes that clause is pretty tame, especially when you consider these seven other celebrity prenups:

• Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: The weirdest part of their prenup is Khloe's request for season courtside Lakers tickets. "Wait, what?" writes Amelia McDonell-Parry. "Who wants to watch her ex-husband play every game after un-tying the knot?"

But guess who is having a baby?

(NEWSER) - There are many upsides to being famous, but one notable downside is that, at least in Jennifer Aniston’s case, you’re forced to give periodic interviews informing the world that, no, you’re neither engaged nor pregnant ... you’ve just gained a little weight. “Rumor No. 1: I am not planning to get married anytime soon. This ring that I'm wearing is not an engagement ring,” she tells Hello! “And rumor No. 2, no, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I’ve gained a couple of pounds." More»

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

Did anyone see it coming from Whoopi?

(NEWSER) - Jesse James and Tiger Woods are getting a lot of heat for sleeping around while married, but men aren’t the only ones who cheat. The Frisky rounds up 10 famous female cheaters:

• Whoopi Goldberg: Admitted Wednesday on The View, while discussing James, that she “screwed around” while married “five or six times.”
• Meg Ryan: Lost her status as America’s Sweetheart when she cheated on Dennis Quaid with her Proof Of Life co-star, Russell Crowe.