Paris' Island Getaway Won't Go Away on Twitter

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

Spencer Pratt's New Year's resolution should be to shut up

(NEWSER) - Thanks to Twitter, you can now spend your day following Paris Hilton’s every move—or, more importantly, reading each and every one of Spencer Pratt’s shout-outs to himself. PopEater names eight celebs who should really step away from the Twitter:

• Al Roker: Didn’t expect to see him on this list, did you? But the weather man uses Twitter to talk about…the weather. Boooooring.
• Britney Spears: For the love of Pete, Britney, stop using your Twitter to push products and start using it to bitch about your dad or dish on some of your famous exes.

She just can't bear to be parted from Princess Piglette

(NEWSER) - Paris Hilton is sleeping with a pig again—no, not boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, an actual pig. The heiress with discerning taste is obsessed with Princess Piglette, the newest of her litter of pets. “Doug and I will be lying in bed, watching DVDs, and she’ll just lie there between us,” she says of the micro-pig in a Hello! article obtained by the Daily Mail . The rest of her menagerie is made up of six dogs, two frogs, two bunnies, and a parrot. More»

Boyfriend held Hilton in a Halloween headlock

(NEWSER) - Halloween was terrifying for Paris Hilton, and not just because of the matching fairy costumes she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt wore. The pair, chugging booze in the back of a limo shuttling them between parties, got into a brawl after Reinhardt threw Hilton’s cell phone out the window. "She was mad," says an onlooker, adding that Doug “was holding her around the neck saying, 'Relax, relax.'” The New York Post has a picture. More»

In latest drama, Lindsay denies Tweeting about cheating Timberlake

(NEWSER) - With Jon and Kate Gosselin dominating the tabloids, party girls like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are doing anything they can to get back in the spotlight. “Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” a source tells the New York Post. “That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow-up with Doug.” More»