This Rally Is for Suckers, Courtesy of the Fed

Investors find causes for optimism in capitalization news

(NEWSER) - Leaked results of the stress tests on America's biggest banks separate sufficiently capitalized banks—including JPMorgan Chase, MetLife, AmEx, and Goldman Sachs—from underfunded ones such as BofA, Wells Fargo, and Citi. Bank shares rose sharply yesterday and today, and some investors said the results were better than they feared. The Wall Street Journal writes that weak banks might have trouble enticing the private investors they'll need, while the New York Times is more optimistic, saying "the big bailouts for the banks may be over." More»

Officials worry leaked results will cause market chaos

(NEWSER) - The Federal Reserve is adopting a loose-lips-sink-ships policy when it comes to the “stress tests” being administered to big US financial firms. Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, and others have been ordered to keep quiet about their financial report cards, Bloomberg reports. Officials fear that should those results leak, investors would bail on the stock of any companies that look weak. More»

Dow tumbles below 11K

(NEWSER) - Ben Bernanke didn’t give any sign that the Fed was about to take fresh action to prop up the economy in his speech at Jackson Hole today, sending stocks tumbling. Bernanke said the Fed “is prepared to employ its tools as appropriate to promote a stronger economic recovery,” but added that “the growth fundamentals of the United States do not appear to have been permanently altered,” according to the Wall Street Journal . More»

But Treasury Secretary isn't worried about reconfirmation

(NEWSER) - Timothy Geithner is behind Ben Bernanke, and thinks the markets are, too. When Politico asked how the markets would react if the Senate didn’t confirm the Fed chairman for a second term, Geithner replied, “I think the markets would view that as a very troubling thing to the economy,” before adding, “but I think they should be confident, because we are very confident he will be reconfirmed.” More»

(NEWSER) - The heat is apparently getting to Tim Geithner. At a meeting last week with high-level financial regulators, the treasury secretary indulged in a potty-mouthed diatribe about delays in the administration's highly touted plan to overhaul the regulatory system, declaring, "enough is enough," the Wall Street Journal reports. Attendees included Ben Bernanke, FDIC chair Sheila Bair, and SEC chair Mary Schapiro. More»