Pornhab Star to Dr Drew: Sorry!

Adult film marks Mary Carey's return to porn

(NEWSER) - Porn star Mary Carey must not have left Celebrity Rehab with a good impression of Dr Drew Pinsky. She’s lashing out at him with a porno mock-up of his show—Celebrity Pornhab with Dr Screw. TMZ’s behind-the-scenes footage (view at the link below) features Carey admitting she likes Dr Screw “better than Dr Drew” and swigging straight from what appears to be a bottle of wine. More»

As opposed to, you know, regular movies

(NEWSER) - Well, now it all makes sense: Montana Fishburne appeared to be setting out on an ill-advised path toward traditional fame with her homemade porno …but it turns out she just wants to be a porn star. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she tells People . “It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.” More»

Genevieve Sabourin arrested at actor's home

(NEWSER) - Alec Baldwin met Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin back in 2002 while filming The Adventures of Pluto Nash, on which she was working as a publicist, and apparently he made such an impression on her that she's been stalking him ever since. Sabourin, 40, was arrested yesterday at Baldwin's New York home, the Daily News reports; she had reportedly also followed him to various places around the city and shown up at his home in the Hamptons in the past. Baldwin joins these other stalked celebs:

• Madonna: The Material Girl has had more than her fair share of stalkers. One, Robert Dewey Hoskins, escaped from the mental health facility where he was being held in February. Fortunately, cops found him a week later.
• Dr. Drew: The celebrity physician had a particularly creepy stalker, who was arrested after threatening to kill the doctor's kids and force his wife to eat them.
• David Letterman: His stalker referred to herself as "Mrs. David Letterman," and was arrested after breaking into his home a minimum of seven times. (Oddly, another woman accused Letterman of stalking her … via code.)

Michael Lohan and Amy Fisher? Who could ask for more?

(NEWSER) - The new Celebrity Rehab cast has been announced, and boy is it a classy crew. First and foremost, Dad of the Decade Michael Lohan will be in tow, PopEater reports. No word on what he’s addicted to, other than tabloid appearances. Joining him: Amy Fisher, known best for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face and then becoming a porn star . (Anyone on board with a Lohan-Fisher romance? Anyone?) Click for the rest of the cast , which is a bit of an improvement on those two. The season premieres June 26. More»

Because the world needed this...

(NEWSER) - Charlie Sheen's big on pulling crazy crap these days, so why not add to his resume? Steven Hirsch of adult film factory Vivid Entertainment writes the actor/crazyman a letter saying, “We think it would be great if you would come in and direct" its next movie "within the next several days," reports CNN . “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.” Working title of the parody: Two and a Half Women. More»