Alba Sorry for Shark Vandalism

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied aren't the only ones

(NEWSER) - Natalie Portman got secretly married to Benjamin Millepied—at least, according to her jeweler —but it turns out she's not the only one in Tinseltown who can keep her mouth shut and her wedding private. The Frisky rounds up 13 more secret Hollywood marriages:

• Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz: They only invited four people to their wedding—Craig's daughter, Weisz's son, and two witnesses.
• Beyonce and Jay-Z: She didn't even discuss her nuptials until six months had gone by, and said it was small because "it's been my day so many days already."

Bananas and ketchup ... yum?

(NEWSER) - More proof celebrities are just like us: They get weird pregnancy food cravings, too. The Sun reports that Beyonce is already hankering for some pretty weird combinations, which, perhaps too predictably, include pickles. "She's snacking on Oreo biscuits and gherkins," says a source. Also, "Bounty ice creams with hot chili sauce and she loves dipping bananas in ketchup." In B's honor, The Frisky runs down 13 more weird preggo-celeb cravings:

• Britney Spears: The once-troubled pop star wanted to eat … dirt?
• Halle Berry: She drank pepperoncini juice.

...Haven Garner Warren, actress announces on Facebook

(NEWSER) - Jessica Alba is a mommy again, announcing via Facebook that her newborn daughter's name is ... Haven Garner Warren, reports the Daily Mail . Weighing in at seven pounds and measuring 19 inches long, Haven is the second daughter of Alba and hubby Cash Warren, along with 3-year-old Honor Marie. "Healthy and happy!" wrote Alba on her Facebook page. "Big Sister Honor couldn't be more excited about the new addition to our family." No hint as to the inspiration for the new baby's name. More»

Including a few first-timers!

(NEWSER) - It was a bad year for movies—so bad that Burlesque got nominated for a Golden Globe . But “it was a great year for nudity,” Jim McBride tells AOL News . McBride runs the Mr. Skin website, which annually ranks the 10 best nude scenes of the year. 2010’s picks:

• Jessica Alba, The Killer Inside Me: It’s just a brief glimpse of her butt, but since it’s her first nude scene—and her best asset—it makes the list.
• Kirsten Dunst, All Good Things: She’s “never had a real nude scene in her career until now,” and her topless shower scene with Ryan Gosling “doesn’t disappoint.”

Plus, Carrie Prejean and Speidi and Katherine Heigl are all back

(NEWSER) - Sean Penn may be taking a career time-out, but his wife certainly isn’t. Robin Wright Penn says that now that her kids are older, “I'm ready to go wild, man!” while promoting her latest film, the Mirror reports. Of her once-estranged hubby’s hiatus, she said, “Thank God somebody's staying with the kids!” Elsewhere:

• Carrie Prejean is still threatening to sue if the Miss California pageant does not retract “defamatory statements” made against her by an exec, E! reports.