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Danielle Staub has a scary O-face

(NEWSER) - Don’t get too excited: The Real Housewives of New Jersey sex tape isn’t out quite yet, but TMZ does have a preview in case you just can’t wait. The gossip site has the first racy images of Danielle Staub—and some of them are quite terrifying, so be warned—from the 75-minute tape Hustler plans to release Monday. More»

Heidi Montag is the latest to admit to her obsession

(NEWSER) - Heidi Montag recently admitted—just in time to promote the release of her album, what a coincidence!—that she is addicted to plastic surgery. But Heidi’s not the only celeb who’s gone under the knife more than a few times. Kate Torgovnick rounds up the top 10, on The Frisky :

• Danielle Staub: This Real Housewife of New Jersey has a face that looks stretched out and plastic-y—and “eyebrows bigger than the McDonald’s arches.”
• Cher: Once called herself the “plastic surgery poster girl.” Enough said.

That's about as much of Danielle Staub's O-face as you want to see

(NEWSER) - Danielle Staub’s sex tape is out Monday, but the Daily Beast highly recommends you skip watching it. Ten more sex tapes none of us ever wanted to see:

• Dustin Diamond: His too-gross-for-words sex tape, Screeched, is also—appropriately enough—known as Saved by the Smell. If you don’t already know what he did on it, this column will clue you in.
• Fred Durst: Like Diamond, the Limp Bizkit frontman was suspected of leaking his own tape. When that’s your best route to publicity, perhaps it’s time for a visit to a life coach.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a Victoria's Secret Angel

(NEWSER) - Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the new Megan Fox…in Transformers 3, at least. The Frisky runs down 10 must-know facts about the 23-year-old Brit:

1. Love life: She’s been linked to Kylie Minogue ex Olivier Martinez and Ronnie Wood’s son, and she’s currently dating action movie star Jason Statham.
2. Extracurricular activities: She’s allegedly been photographed holding drug paraphernalia.

Actress is dropped from third film

(NEWSER) - Without Megan Fox, what exactly is the appeal of Transformers 3? The world will soon find out, because the sultry actress has been dropped from the July 2011 film. After her highly-publicized comments against director Michael Bay, many aren’t surprised to hear the news—but Bay himself had welcomed Fox back to the franchise on his blog in October, the AP reports. More»