Sam to Tour Guide: Shut the F*** Up!

Hey, at least no one's throwing drinks

(NEWSER) - The bad news: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. The good news: Her pined-after ex, Samantha Ronson, is back on her side. Ronson recently defended Lohan against a stream of hilarious—er, mean— tweets from Joan Rivers. Samples: “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor” and “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.” More»

Can't someone make it stop?

(NEWSER) - Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay…didn’t we just beg you to stop with the Samantha Ronson drama? Apparently the (former?) starlet wasn’t listening, because she hurled a drink at her ex Friday night. “Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?” Ronson tweeted . A source tells the New York Daily News the attack was unprovoked—“Sam was sitting at a table, and Lindsay came up from behind and tossed an entire drink at her.” More»

Lohan, Ronson may have split up, but the drama continues

(NEWSER) - Dear Lindsay Lohan: It’s probably time to stop the Twitter drama with Samantha Ronson. Lilo tweeted early this morning that Sam “spit in my face”—and though it could have been metaphorical (she went on to say Ronson left a party with Miley Cyrus’ ex), Ronson took it upon herself to vaguely deny the claim on her own Twitter feed. The Huffington Post notes Ronson has already denied LiLo's abuse claims one other time this year. More»

Ex Samantha Ronson visits troubled starlet in jail

(NEWSER) - If the UK tabs are to be believed, Lindsay Lohan is under 24-hour watch in jail because officials are concerned about scratches on her arms. “They are suitably worried by the marks to confiscate her prison-issue toiletries,” a source tells the Mirror . More from the world of Lohan:

• If nothing else, Lohan’s jail term appears to be bringing her and ex-galpal Samantha Ronson together. Ronson visited for about an hour yesterday, but her only comment to reporters who asked how Lohan is doing was, “How do you think she’s doing?” People reports. Ronson later tweeted, “Song Of The Day: Rolling Stones—Waiting on A Friend.”

How long til Ronson and Lohan are back at it?

(NEWSER) - Despite having had both a glass and a cigarette (allegedly) thrown at her in recent months, Samantha Ronson has apparently decided to befriend troubled ex Lindsay Lohan again. Radar snapped Ronson leaving LiLo’s place on Friday night and asked if the melodramatic pair was getting back together. Lohan’s response: “We’re friends.” Let’s see how long this lasts... More»