Romo Moves Quickly Post-Jess

Plus, Jessica Simpson is sad

(NEWSER) - Reports of Jon Gosselin’s engagement to galpal Hailey Glassman “are absolutely 100% false,” a Gosselin friend tells Us. But wait! “They’re engaged but nobody is allowed to say. They’ve been warned to keep it secret,” a source—this one friends with the jeweler from whom they apparently bought a ring Sunday—tells E! Elsewhere: More»

A wealth of opportunities to cash in on Maxwell Drew Johnson's birth

(NEWSER) - Now that Jessica Simpson has finally given birth , the real work begins: namely, the work of cashing in on baby Maxwell Drew Johnson to the tune of $14 million. That’s how much Fox News estimates Simpson can make by, first of all, adding diaper bags, maternity clothes, and other related products to her brand—an empire that already makes as much as $1 billion per year . Those mom and baby products could add $5 million to her annual take-home pay, and she could easily score another $5 million—or more—per year by signing on for a reality show about her life as a new mom. More»

Maxwell Drew Johnson born in LA

(NEWSER) - It feels like she's been pregnant for at least 18 years, but her baby nonetheless came into this world today as an infant, not a full-grown adult: That's right, Jessica Simpson finally gave birth to her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in Los Angeles this morning. Maxwell—whose middle name is Jessica's mom's maiden name—was, however, pretty big at 9lbs, 13oz, Us reports. This is Simpson's first child with fiancé Eric Johnson. More»

Jessica Biel supposedly wants $500K if Justin Timberlake cheats

(NEWSER) - Rumor has it Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged—and Biel is not messing around when it comes to the prenup. If JT cheats, she wants to be guaranteed at least half a million dollars, sources told Radar this week. The Frisky notes that clause is pretty tame, especially when you consider these seven other celebrity prenups:

• Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: The weirdest part of their prenup is Khloe's request for season courtside Lakers tickets. "Wait, what?" writes Amelia McDonell-Parry. "Who wants to watch her ex-husband play every game after un-tying the knot?"

Plus: Jessica Simpson's weird pregnancy craving

(NEWSER) - Mariah Carey is down a whopping 70 pounds since giving birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe six months ago, she told Rosie O’Donnell yesterday. After first shedding 40 pounds of "water weight", she went on Jenny Craig (which is now, apparently, known as just “Jenny”) to lose the remaining 30. Perhaps the oddest detail from People ’s story: Carey was lowered onto The Rosie Show stage atop a crescent moon. Us has a picture of Carey’s post-baby bod. More»