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Tubby Texas Con Smuggles Gun in Flab

Cops missed pistol in 3 separate searches of 500-pound man

By Wesley Oliver, Newser Staff

Posted Aug 9, 2009 1:10 PM CDT

(Newser) – An obese inmate in Texas has admitted to smuggling a gun into prison, the AP reports—in between his rolls of fat. Authorities had searched George Vera, 25, at least three times after initially arresting him for selling illegal copies of CDs, but never found... Read full story »

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