Levi, Kathy Plan 'Love Igloo'

Plus, Jesus Luz is still around and Jeremy Piven still isn't over sushi poisoning

(NEWSER) - If Levi Johnston’s goal is to break into Hollywood, he got at least a toe in the door last night: My Life on the D-List star Kathy Griffin brought him along as her date to the Teen Choice Awards, E! reports. “Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower," Griffin said of Bristol Palin’s babydaddy. Elsewhere:

• Sculptor Daniel Edwards has a history of, er, interesting subject matter. Past works have included Britney Spears giving birth, Suri Cruise’s baby poop, and a pregnant Paris Hilton’s autopsy, ABC News reports. His latest: A completely nude Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her twins, meant to raise awareness of public nursing.

How much will she spill?

(NEWSER) - Bristol Palin is writing a memoir after all—daringly called Not Afraid of Life—and besides some dope on her famous mom, the tome will include a bit of dish on Dancing With the Stars and two-time Bristol heartbreaker Levi Johnston. It looked for a time like Bristol's memoir, posted briefly then yanked from Amazon.com, was just a rumor. But now publisher William Morrow has promised the book will be out this spring and will give readers "an inside look at her life," reports the New York Daily News . More»

She also helps her partner get out of his pesky shirt

(NEWSER) - Bristol Palin is all for abstinence, but she seemed to have no problem grinding, writhing around on the ground, and ripping off her partner’s shirt—in front of her parents—last night on Dancing With the Stars. “It was spicy,” she tells OK! of her performance. Spicy or not, Palin came in close to last with a score of 32, but it was The Situation who brought up the rear, with a score of 28. Click here to see his tango, which one judge called a “terrible mess.” More»

And, perhaps, launched Levi Johnston's acting career? Time will tell...

(NEWSER) - Bristol Palin made it clear that Levi Johnston's decision to star in a "music video mocking my family" was the final straw in her decision to dump him. Well, the wait is over: That video, for Brittani Senser's "After Love," is out, and it's just about as awkward as you'd expect. Johnston (who was chosen to star "because he's handsome," Senser tells E! ) spends most of it making out with Senser and looking sad in the rain as his girlfriend's mom evilly conspires to ruin their relationship. Watch in the gallery. More»

One word for Bristol Palin's babydaddy: condoms

(NEWSER) - Cue the “Don’t they have condoms in Alaska?” jokes: Levi Johnston may have gotten another girlfriend pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the "news" with a report that Lanesia Garcia, an ex with whom Johnston reunited after Bristol Palin gave birth to his son, is with child—and Levi might be the father. Radar makes the whole thing even less newsworthy, but more hilarious, by quoting a source who says, “Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.” More»