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Alleged Beer Thief Won't Go to Jail Before Finishing Drink

Now faces charges of shoplifting and battery

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 11, 2009 12:19 PM CDT

(Newser) – A Florida man who wanted to go to jail for "three hots and a cot" walked into a store, grabbed a beer, and told the clerk to "call the law" because he had no money. All went according to plan until the...   Read full story »

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