AWOL: Orlando Bloom's Career

But who will be his kemosabe in upcoming Lone Ranger update?

(NEWSER) - Hi ho, Silver! Johnny Depp will bring back the thrilling days of yesteryear with a fresh portrayal of the Lone Ranger's unflappable Native American sidekick, Tonto. Depp is bound to majorly overhaul the character of the quiet, subservient Tonto created by actor Jay Silverheels in the popular 1950s series. But a big question remains: Who will play his kemosabe? It's going to take a masked cowboy tough enough to endure upstaging by The Depp. More»

The bun was in the oven when these stars got hitched

(NEWSER) - You may have heard of a certain high-profile wedding this past Saturday—but did you know the bride was pregnant? No, not Chelsea Clinton : Alicia Keys, who married producer Swizz Beatz . In her honor, The Frisky lists seven other celebrity shotgun weddings:

• James Van Der Beek: The Dawson’s Creek star was yet another celeb to get married this weekend, hitching himself to pregnant galpal Kimberly Brook.

Actor weds model girlfriend Miranda Kerr

(NEWSER) - One month after getting engaged (amidst pregnancy rumors ), Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have gotten married. Kerr made the announcement in a statement explaining why she canceled an appearance at an Australian department store. The couple began dating in 2007, and at this very moment they’re on their honeymoon, People reports. Mourning the loss of him? Click here to find out who the next object of your obsession should be. More»

Plus, Jessica Simpson is sad

(NEWSER) - Reports of Jon Gosselin’s engagement to galpal Hailey Glassman “are absolutely 100% false,” a Gosselin friend tells Us. But wait! “They’re engaged but nobody is allowed to say. They’ve been warned to keep it secret,” a source—this one friends with the jeweler from whom they apparently bought a ring Sunday—tells E! Elsewhere: More»

'We stare at her all the time,' Jessica tells 'People'

(NEWSER) - Jessica Simpson has revealed baby Maxwell Drew Johnson to the world via the cover of People , and rumor is she pocketed $800,000 to do so. "We stare at her all the time. We can't get enough!" Simpson tells the magazine. "Life has completely changed. From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!" Fox News notes that Simpson's bundle of joy entered the world on May 1, meaning the photo shoot happened less than a month postpartum. Click for more on how Jessica could cash in on motherhood. More»