Mayer to Mag: I'll Sodomize You

Says she learned 'nothing' from him, Tony Romo, or Nick Lachey

(NEWSER) - Jessica Simpson learned “nothing” from John Mayer—or her other high-profile exes, she tells Allure. But she would like to clear one thing up about the rocker who recently called her "sexual napalm": "He didn't make me go brunette. John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit." Even so, the currently single celeb says none of her breakups have been "bitter." More»

But not for calling Jessica Simpson 'Sexual Napalm' in Playboy

(NEWSER) - John Mayer's tendency to speak before he thinks has gotten him into trouble yet again. A Playboy interview published yesterday discusses the finer points of vaginas, porn, and masturbation, and refers to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm"—but all that was overshadowed by Mayer's use of the N-word, for which he's now apologized via Twitter . "It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it," he tweeted. More»

Also talks Scientology in 'Playboy' interview

(NEWSER) - Tom Cruise promotes his upcoming musical Rock of Ages in the latest issue of Playboy , but not surprisingly, the movie talk isn’t getting quite as much attention as the quotes about Cruise’s personal life. Some highlights:

• On plastic surgery: "I haven't [gotten any], and I never would."
• On his PR nightmare: Asked what he learned from his controversial interview with Matt Lauer (in which he disparaged psychiatry and prescription drugs for post-partum depression) and his Oprah couch fiasco, Cruise replied, “When I go back and look at it, I find myself thinking, I don’t feel that way. I get how it came across, but I don’t feel that way, and I never have. Telling people how to live their lives? I saw how that came across and how pieces were edited.”

'Hopefully I'll have just come from the Oscars,' she tells Matt Lauer

(NEWSER) - Apparently both Lindsay Lohan's hair color and her Today interview answers come out of a can. LiLo's full sit-down with Matt Lauer aired this morning, and her comeback attempt swings into full gear this weekend when she hosts Saturday Night Live. Vulture notes that Lauer "went easy" on Lohan and, in response, her answers were "mostly coached," but at least she acknowledges that no one is going to hire her until she shows she can keep her "can't say the word but … stuff together." More»

John Mayer would like you to talk dirty

(NEWSER) - Mayim Bialik, perhaps better known as TV's Blossom, recently talked sex on Jewish website Kveller . "Judaism loves love. We love sex. We are told it is a mitzvah to make love and to especially make love on Shabbat, when God’s presence is close," she writes. "It’s all good, it’s all kosher, and it’s a wonderful reminder that Judaism is pleasantly focused on how we live, rather than what happens after we die." Not all celebrities are so religion-focused when talking about getting down and dirty. The Frisky rounds up 11 more pieces of advice:

• John Mayer: Reportedly told a woman at a bar that she should always remember to talk dirty in bed.