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Gentlemen Prefer Zombies

Vampires are sensitive wimps

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 28, 2009 3:39 AM CDT

(Newser) – Give a guy a good, old-fashioned zombie any day over a vampire. "Dudes don't dig bloodsuckers because vampires pretty much look like girls," writes John DeVore in The Frisky. "We prefer zombies, because we love chainsaws, flamethrowers, and samurai swords." But...   Read full story »

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