Mom Thinks LiLo's Dying, Too

Michael uses gossip site to respond to latest threats from Dina, Lindsay

(NEWSER) - The Lohans continue to carry out their family squabbles via the press, with Michael most recently responding to Dina and Lindsay’s request that he stop talking with an ultimatum of his own. “As far as Lindsay is concerned, if she goes into a rehab, I will stop,” he tells Radar , claiming that he has been attempting to “help” his daughter privately for a year now. More»

Shockingly, Michael is still talking to the press about Lindsay

(NEWSER) - Looks like someone is taking a cue from Jamie Spears. Michael Lohan’s latest plan with regard to wayward daughter Lindsay: “I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds,” he tells the New York Post . “She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old.” Lohan last night delivered on his threat to release voicemails from ex-wife Dina worrying that LiLo would overdose. More»

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

(NEWSER) - The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here . More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News . There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

Show is about her 'non-crazy' family. Yeah right.

(NEWSER) - Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan couldn’t possibly sink any lower, she’s heading to…reality TV. To be fair, the show (network TBD) centers on LiLo’s immediate family, but mom Dina assures the New York Post that “Lindsay will appear in some episodes.” But not very many, because “she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines,” Dina insists. One person you won’t see on the show: dad Michael. More»

Plus, her dad gives his two cents, as always

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan’s attorney seems to have told a bit of a fib in court yesterday when she tried to get her client out of wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. The bracelet, she argued, would be out of place when Lilo shoots an upcoming film in Texas. Makes sense, until you realize there is no upcoming shoot in Texas—a fact that TMZ confirmed with the producers of Lohan’s two current projects. More»