Doug Reinhardt 'Throttles' Paris

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

She just can't bear to be parted from Princess Piglette

(NEWSER) - Paris Hilton is sleeping with a pig again—no, not boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, an actual pig. The heiress with discerning taste is obsessed with Princess Piglette, the newest of her litter of pets. “Doug and I will be lying in bed, watching DVDs, and she’ll just lie there between us,” she says of the micro-pig in a Hello! article obtained by the Daily Mail . The rest of her menagerie is made up of six dogs, two frogs, two bunnies, and a parrot. More»

Sadly, they will not be getting married after all

(NEWSER) - When Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt yesterday, she forgot to tell someone—Doug Reinhardt. “Everything is OK between us,” he told E! when contacted to confirm the split. But, alas, it is over between them, following a fight at a club and Paris locking Doug out of her gated community, TMZ adds. She now realizes “Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her,” a source says. More»

Plus, Courtney Love owes AmEx $350K, and more

(NEWSER) - Don’t read if you’re easily grossed out: A source tells the New York Post that Britney Spears' recent Elle shoot was a disaster because “they dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes—and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty.” Elsewhere:

• The latest drama for Courtney Love: American Express is suing her to the tune of $352,059.67 in unpaid charges and fees, E! reports.

Heiress just can't keep her hands off boy toy

(NEWSER) - Celebutante Paris Hilton’s latest Cannes antics: Getting kicked off a yacht party for hooking up with her boy toy in the bathroom. Elton John’s partner caught the two “tearing into each other” below deck, a source tells the Mirror, adding that none of the fellow party-goers were sad to see Hilton and Doug Reinhardt go: “Everyone congratulated the captain” who threw them off. More»