Mom: LiLo Was Dating Heath

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

(NEWSER) - The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here . More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News . There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

Show is about her 'non-crazy' family. Yeah right.

(NEWSER) - Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan couldn’t possibly sink any lower, she’s heading to…reality TV. To be fair, the show (network TBD) centers on LiLo’s immediate family, but mom Dina assures the New York Post that “Lindsay will appear in some episodes.” But not very many, because “she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines,” Dina insists. One person you won’t see on the show: dad Michael. More»

Michael uses gossip site to respond to latest threats from Dina, Lindsay

(NEWSER) - The Lohans continue to carry out their family squabbles via the press, with Michael most recently responding to Dina and Lindsay’s request that he stop talking with an ultimatum of his own. “As far as Lindsay is concerned, if she goes into a rehab, I will stop,” he tells Radar , claiming that he has been attempting to “help” his daughter privately for a year now. More»

Michael will reveal tapes of Dina dishing on Lindsay

(NEWSER) - Michael Lohan is going to tell you the cold hard truth—ad nauseum and whether you like it or not. After appearances on Maury Povich and Access Hollywood in the past week, he's set to appear on Entertainment Tonight Monday, sources tell the New York Daily News , to air taped phone conversations and voicemails of ex-wife Dina to prove that daughter Lindsay could indeed drop dead at any moment. More»

Lohan's always-talking dad Michael is still, not surprisingly, running his piehole

(NEWSER) - For all those wanting to know exactly which drugs LiLo is on, Michael Lohan might have the answer. In yet another TMI interview with Radar, the celebu-dad says he definitely knows who her drug dealer is: “This guy follows Lindsay all over the place,” he says, adding, “He has no job.” What, does supplying Lindsay with drugs not count as a job? More»