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2012 Spectacular but Stupid

End-of-the-world epic is 'disaster porn' at its finest

By Rob Quinn, Newser Staff

Posted Nov 13, 2009 6:50 AM CST

(Newser) – Critics agree that world-destroying disaster epic 2012 boasts some stunning special effects, but they're split on whether that makes up for the cheesy script—and the run time of 2 hours, 38 minutes.

Director Roland Emmerich's previous destruction-fests Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow

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