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Twitter = Crack, and Other Web Equivalents

YouTube is like shots of tequila; Gmail is caffeine

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 22, 2009 1:28 PM CST

(Newser) – We all have our favorite Internet time-wasters; now, Patrick Moberg gives us their equivalents in real-world vices:

  • Twitter is crack cocaine: “Fucking ANYONE is your friend. Yuppies do it on their iPhone. Cheap. Short. Fruitless.”
  • Tumblr is a bottle of wine: “A
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