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If Seinfeld Were on Today ...

Here's what Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer are doing

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 24, 2009 3:32 PM CST

(Newser) Seinfeld is probably gone for good, but if it did come back, PopEater runs down the status quo of the characters, based on the Curb Your Enthusiasm faux-reunion:

  • Elaine: Used Jerry’s donated sperm to impregnate herself, and now wants him to be a father
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