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A Teen Boy's Guide to Love, Via New Moon

Say weird stuff, have seizures when you kiss, appear dead, etc.

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 26, 2009 11:24 AM CST

(Newser) – When it came to being cool and hitting it off with girls, Mick LaSalle had it hard as a teen—he had to figure out what width belt to wear and such without the benefit of Twilight as a primer. Herewith, some "empirical data"...   Read full story »

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