13 Reasons Warren Beatty Didn't Bed 13K Women

Tally doesn't include daytime quickies, says author

(NEWSER) - Who knew such a thing was even possible? Warren Beatty, 72, can boast bedding a whopping 13,000 women, claims a new biography about the now presumably happily married pop of (at least) four children. The aging lothario slept with "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses," calculates Peter Biskind, author of Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America. Beatty's attorney says the bio is not authorized and contains "many false assertions." More»

Seems like lots of Hollywood celebs are cousins

(NEWSER) - Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon got a bit of a surprise when they went on PBS' Finding Your Roots and discovered … they're actually distant cousins, Zap2It reports. "Talk about six degrees of separation, right?" jokes host Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. In the Huffington Post , 14 more examples of surprising celebrity family connections:

• Tom Cruise: You probably know he was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV—but did you know his cousin is William Mapother, aka Ethan from Lost?
• Jenny McCarthy: The former Playboy Playmate is cousins with Bridesmaids star Melissa McCarthy.

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

Actor may face jail time after DUI bust

(NEWSER) - Days after being busted for DUI in LA, Chris Klein has checked himself into rehab in Utah. The American Pie star, 31, will spend at least 30 days at the facility, People reports. "After recent events, Chris was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years," says a rep. "He understands now that he cannot beat this disease alone." More»

And more fun revelations from Esquire's survey

(NEWSER) - If you’ve ever wondered which female celebrity most women would go gay for, or the average number of dates it takes before a woman will offer to pay for dinner, never fear: Esquire's Survey of the American Woman is here. The mag polled nearly 10,000 women—here’s what they found out:

• Sexy women: Zooey Deschanel is the woman most other women (31%) would sleep with (Megan Fox took second); Christina Hendricks won best-looking woman in America with 30% of the vote.
• Sexy men: Johnny Depp won the most votes (29%) for best-looking man in America, and, um, congratulations Zac Efron—you got 8% of the votes for best-looking woman in America (and 3% of the votes for best-looking man).