John Mayer Gets Dirty With Rolling Stone

What a shocker: Tiger Woods made the list

(NEWSER) - Some guys are unsexy just because they’re not sexy; others are unsexy because they cheat on their Oscar-winning wives with tattooed strippers (hello, No. 6). Whatever the reason, the Boston Phoenix lists the 100 unsexiest men of 2010. Some highlights:

• No. 100, Justin Bieber: “Twenty-something mall skanks: It is not cute to Twitter that you’re ‘looking forward to tapping that.’” He’s 16.
• No. 80, Rush Limbaugh: “Don’t let the Florida hit your fat ass on the way out.”
• No. 51, Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s penis famously wrecked the first Clinton presidency; in 2008 it may have wrecked Hillary’s before she could even get elected.”

It's time to rethink your career choices—and love life

(NEWSER) - Bounty Hunter is well on its way to being a flop, just like Jennifer Aniston’s last two romantic comedies (Management, sigh)—which means it's probably time for a new career direction. “She's aged out, no matter the yoga and the highlights. She just can't do America's sweetheart next door. She needs a big wake-up call,” one film critic tells the New York Post . More»

Tiger Woods joins David Letterman, Mel Gibson, more

(NEWSER) - Tiger Woods’ public apology today joins the ranks of other famous—and extremely public—celebrity mea culpas. E! rounds up the top nine:

• Mel Gibson: After his DUI arrest, he tried to explain his sexist and anti-Semitic tirade to Diane Sawyer.
• Michael Richards: Used the N-word during a standup bit, and later apologized for it during Jerry Seinfeld's Late Show spot.

Aniston, Mayer finally make our dreams come true. Plus: baby news, of course!

(NEWSER) - Jennifer Aniston’s desire for a baby and/or a boyfriend always sells magazines—so why not both? OK! reports the unlucky-in-love Aniston is back together with ex John Mayer after months of hooking up—although the story also claims she snagged Mayer again by playing hard to get. As if that’s not enough great news right there, Aniston is apparently planning to finally have a baby—no word on whether Mayer is also involved in that situation. More»

Plus, another ex pines over Jen, and more

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break. First she’s dumped, then her house is broken into—or not. The attempted burglary reported yesterday turned out to be a false alarm, the AP reports. Police said the house was just extremely messy, not ransacked. Elsewhere:

• Jennifer Aniston’s exes are falling all over her. First it was Brad Pitt, now John Mayer, reports the Daily Mail. Mayer’s post-Aniston ex told Heat magazine, “He's been playing guitar alone at night, pining over her.”