Great athlete is as lame as everyone else at virtual pillow talk
(NEWSER) - The sexts Joslyn James says Tiger Woods sent her have been released , and they certainly reveal that the golfer is “a nasty freak.” But “the real sticking point here is that he can't spell,” writes Mary Elizabeth Williams. “When Woods writes, 'I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp,' I'm thinking, I know what DP is, but positing? Damn you, autocorrect!” The bottom line? “When it comes to texting, he's just as lame and awkward as any other booty-calling goofus on the planet.” More»