Heidi Montag Mocks Her Plastic Surgeries

Reality star wants breast reduction

(NEWSER) - The very last person to realize that Heidi Montag's plastic surgery binge was a mistake has seen the light. "It's heartbreaking," the reality star tells Life & Style in an interview about her G-cup implants." I can't live an everyday life." Complicating matters is the death of the perpetrator, plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, in a car crash last week . "I'm desperate to go back to normal," Montag says. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D." More»

What letter will her breasts be now? Z?

(NEWSER) - Heidi Montag is already so top-heavy she appears ready to topple over, but that isn’t stopping her from planning plastic surgery No. 14. After waking up from her last round of robotic—er, surgical—enhancements, she was so angry that her breasts weren’t bigger, “she wanted to punch the doctor in the face,” stalwart hubby Spencer Pratt tells Life & Style. More»

All you need to be famous nowadays is plastic surgery

(NEWSER) - Heidi Montag, Larry King’s soon-to-be-ex-wife, and all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses: They’re “fembots,” and they’re cropping up everywhere you look these days. This “species of walking, talking Barbie dolls appears increasingly likely to take over the world,” writes Rebecca Dana for the Daily Beast . They look artificial and are probably immortal, and unlike the fembots of yesteryear (like the surgery-enhanced Meg Ryan), these ladies “are increasingly bold about the work they’re getting done.” More»

Heidi Montag isn't alone in her apparent addiction

(NEWSER) - Heidi Montag is a gimme—but what other under-40 celebs have gone way overboard with the cosmetic surgery? The Frisky lists the top 10:

• Megan Fox: She was already too hot for her own good—did she really need her alleged breast augmentation, nose job, and lip injections?
• Lil Kim: The rapper looked a lot better before her boob job, nose job, cheek implants, liposuction, and skin lightening.

Plus, when Tila Tequila is calling you 'fake,' well...

(NEWSER) - Two signs Heidi Montag has officially gone too far: Her plastic surgeon is refusing to make her breasts any bigger, and Internet celeb-wreck Tila Tequila is calling her “fake.” Montag, who recently upgraded to Triple D boobs, wants an H cup—but surgeon Frank Ryan tells Radar her breasts are already “a little bit larger than I wanted,” and if she wants to go up another cup or four, she’ll have to find another doctor. More»