14 Celibate Celebrities

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

Who knew Paris Hilton hawked craft supplies?

(NEWSER) - Celebrities do the darnedest things…for money. Fox News rounds up the 26 oddest celebrity product endorsements:

• Jessica Simpson: Two words: Edible cosmetics.
• Paris Hilton: Selling hair extensions we understand. But scrapbook supplies ? Not so much.
• Nelly: The singer gave his energy drink the regrettable name “Pimp Juice.”

The lady, who says she has no time for sex, should stop giving advice

(NEWSER) - Lady Gaga—you know, the pop star who rarely wears pants and sings about her desire to “take a ride on your disco stick”—is touting safe sex, or at least safer sex, and Andy Pemberton is annoyed. Not at the message: What she said, at an AIDS charity function yesterday, was not to have sex with anyone you “can’t get to know.” But at the way she said it: "Even Lady Gaga can be celibate." So whatever she's doing you're supposed to do, too? he grumbles on the Huffington Post . More»

'We stare at her all the time,' Jessica tells 'People'

(NEWSER) - Jessica Simpson has revealed baby Maxwell Drew Johnson to the world via the cover of People , and rumor is she pocketed $800,000 to do so. "We stare at her all the time. We can't get enough!" Simpson tells the magazine. "Life has completely changed. From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!" Fox News notes that Simpson's bundle of joy entered the world on May 1, meaning the photo shoot happened less than a month postpartum. Click for more on how Jessica could cash in on motherhood. More»

Kardashian and West are still apparently publicizing each other

(NEWSER) - The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West publicity stunt —er, relationship—lives on: A jealous Kim has now banned all other women from hanging around her man. "Kim is incredibly protective of Kanye and doesn’t want any women near him unless she is there—even his friends," a source tells the Sun . Rihanna, who has joined Kanye and Jay-Z on stage, "wasn’t even allowed to go into his dressing room without Kim being there." But perhaps Kim needn't worry: The New York Daily News reports that Kanye blew off a planned performance at Cannes last week to have dinner with Kim, and adds that Rihanna is dating New York Knick JR Smith anyway. More»