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From the AP News Wires:
Dolphins trade tackle Jonathan Martin to 49ers to be reunited with college coach Jim Harbaugh
GO FIGURE: To reach goal, people have to sign up for health care at rate faster than breathing
1 person killed when NYC building explodes and collapses; 15 others injured
India asked to join hunt for missing plane as authorities unsure which way jet was headed
Oscar Pistorius trial: Defense lawyer questions police conduct in murder investigation
Jerry Sandusky's wife: Ex-coach is innocent, victims 'were manipulated, and they saw money'
After banner first year, pope has almost impossible expectations to fill on reform and family
After fleeting thaw, wet snow and cold return to the Midwest and northeast US
Obama to meet with Ukrainian prime minister in high-profile sign of support for new government
Nigeria's biggest city to use trash to generate electricity
Bad decade: Airline at center of Malaysia jet disappearance has catalog of woes
Safe broken into at Osteen's megachurch in Houston; thieves take $600,000 in checks, cash
Investigation into CIA detention and interrogation program dogged by fresh controversy
Myanmar denies health care to Rohingya; patients dying as Doctors Without Borders shut down
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Republican victory in Fla. congressional special election could be warning sign for Democrats
Congress to continue haggling over legislation to curb sexual assaults in the US military
APNewsBreak: Civilian defense contractor in Hawaii to plead guilty in military secrets case
Flobots project produces stay-in-school arts curriculum in Colorado's largest school district
Malaysia authorities acknowledge they are not sure which direction missing jet was headed
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