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Lindsay Lohan Glitterbombed
 Glitterbombed LiLo 
 Headed Back to Rehab 
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Glitterbombed LiLo Headed Back to Rehab

Lindsay Lohan gets probation in plea deal

(Newser) - Lindsay Lohan struck a plea deal in her lying-to-police case today, and was sentenced to two years' probation, including 90 days in a locked rehab facility, 30 days of community labor, and 18 months of psychological counseling, TMZ reports. The sentence also includes a mandatory five days in jail, but...

Lindsay's 'Crime Wave' Costs California Millions

Experts estimate that taxpayers are footing a giant bill

(Newser) - Lindsay Lohan's "one-woman crime wave," as some in LA's legal community have called it, seems like little more than the stuff of tabloids. But there is a dark side, Fox News points out: Experts estimate that the former actress' legal foibles are costing cash-strapped California millions of dollars....

Broke LiLo: Sponsor My Rehab!

Not surprisingly, she can't afford it

(Newser) - The good news: Lindsay Lohan managed to avoid a second jail stint, with a judge recently ordering her back to rehab instead . The bad news: LiLo can’t actually afford rehab. "Three months at the facility will cost her almost $50,000, which she doesn't have,” a source...

Lindsay Lohan, This Is Your Life!

Processed chicken and Jell-O for dinner...yum!

(Newser) - What will life be like for an incarcerated Lindsay Lohan? If she ends up at the Lynwood prison she’s expected to go to—where Paris Hilton spent 23 days—her days will start with a 5am wake-up call of, “Line up for chow! Make your bed! Tuck your...

How LiLo Can Pass Time in Jail
 How LiLo Can Pass Time in Jail 
idea No. 8: prison tattoo

How LiLo Can Pass Time in Jail

If she scores a book deal, she can start writing it...

(Newser) - Look on the bright side, LiLo: You might not be happy about having to spend 90 days in jail, but at least it’ll give you the time you need to get a trendy prison tattoo. That's one of the 12 ideas Kate Torgovnick has for how Lindsay Lohan can...

LiLo 'Scared to Death': Mom

Actress 'blindsided' by 90-day jail sentence, Dina Lohan says

(Newser) - Lindsay Lohan was "completely blindsided" when a California judge sentenced her to 90 days in jail for violating her probation, and the troubled actress is "scared to death," her mother tells Entertainment Tonight . "It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning," Dina Lohan...

Michael Lohan Drops F-Bomb on Fox News

 Michael Lohan 
 Drops F-Bomb 
 on Fox News 
plus more lilo drama

Michael Lohan Drops F-Bomb on Fox News

Plus, check out the maybe-or-maybe-not leaked LiLo song

(Newser) - Michael Lohan can always be counted on to bring the class. While defending himself against allegations he doesn’t do enough to help his troubled daughter in an interview with Shepard Smith on Fox News, Lohan dropped the F-bomb: “Don't tell me how much time I spend helping my...

Lindsay, Go 'F' Yourself
 Lindsay, Go 'F' Yourself 
OPINION

Lindsay, Go 'F' Yourself

That finger should have been pointed backwards

(Newser) - It’s safe to say Andrea Peyser is not a fan of “blubbering, bawling mega boob Lindsay Lohan.” Lohan is—among other things—a “pathologically spoiled, drug-addled skank” whose 90-day jail sentence is just the latest in a series of “epic failures as a sentient human,...

This Could Get LiLo More Jail
 This Could Get LiLo More Jail 
bad ideas dept.

This Could Get LiLo More Jail

And it probably won't help that she called judge a 'b***h'

(Newser) - Lindsay Lohan’s “f*** u” fingernail message might have been a “joke” to her, but it could land the troubled actress in jail for even longer than her 90-day sentence. It was a “creative” and “outrageous” way to land a contempt of court charge, two public...

LiLo's Rehab 'Satisfaction' for Dad

Plus, how she could still get wasted before jail, and more

(Newser) - At least one person is somewhat happy with Lindsay Lohan’s sentence: Her estranged father, Michael. He tells Larry King in the above video he feels “a little satisfaction that she’s going to rehab,” though the jail part of the sentence is “harsh.” More from...

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