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"Slowly I Turned" is the most common name associated with a popular vaudeville sketch that has also been performed in cinema and on television...The routine has two performers pretending to meet for the first time, with one of them becoming highly agitated over the utterance of particular words. Names and cities (such as Niagara Falls) have been used as the trigger, which then send the unbalanced person into a state of mania; the implication is that the words have an unpleasant association in the character's past. While the other performer merely acts bewildered, the crazed actor relives the incident, uttering the words, "Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...," as he approaches the stunned onlooker. Reacting as if this stranger is the object of his rage, the angry actor begins hitting or strangling him, until the screams of the victim shake him out of his delusion. The actor then apologizes, admitting his irrational reaction to the mention of those certain words. This follows with the victim innocently repeating the words, sparking the insane reaction all over again. - Wikipedia

It's almost like a vaudeville routine as the rats leave the sinking S.S. Bush and write their memoirs about how they disagreed with everything they did while on board on the way to the lifeboat.

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  • November 2007
    • Bush Blamed in Plamegate

      Bush Blamed in Plamegate

      (Newser) - Bush's ex-press secretary says he falsely exonerated Scooter Libby and Karl Rove in the outing of a CIA agent in 2003 because the president told him to, Salon reports. A leaked excerpt of Scott McClellan’s upcoming memoir says that his misinformation came from "the president himself" when McClellan claimed the two men were innocent of outing Valerie Plame. More »

  • September 2007
    • What's Next for Bush?

      What's Next for Bush?

      (Newser) - President Bush is fixated on how history will remember him, a new book about his presidency will reveal Tuesday. Bush was initially coy with journalist Robert Draper, but he finally capitulated to six hour-long interviews in which he slowly lets his guard down. "I've got God's shoulder to cry on, and I cry a lot," he told Draper. More »

  • August 2007
    • Historian Begs to Differ With the Decider

      Historian Begs to Differ With the Decider

      (Newser) - A historian quoted by President Bush yesterday said his words were misused in a “perverse” attempt to defend the Iraq War , Politico reports. At issue is John Dower's statement in a 1999 book that if naysayers had had their way, the fledgling democracy in Japan after WWII “would have died of ridicule at an early age.” Bush used the comparison to rebuff Iraq critics. More »

  • July 2007
    • Ex-Surgeon General Alleges Censorship

      Ex-Surgeon General Alleges Censorship

      (Newser) - The Bush administration "did not want to hear the science" on subjects such as stem-cell research and abstinence-only sex ed, the ex-surgeon general says, and he was muzzled and marginalized when he tried "to be the doctor of the nation—not the doctor of a political party." Richard Carmona's 4-year term expired last year and wasn't renewed. More »

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Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan denies White House involvement on Valerie Plame's identity leak in this undated photo.   (Getty Images)
Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the U.S. military commander in Iraq.   (AP Photo/Dusan Vranic, FILE)
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