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October 6, 2008 8:46:28 PM CDT



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Started by S Goldstein; Last updated Feb 29, 08 12:59 AM CST by Imperator | View history

Tinseltown

There's no business like show business

I'm at a bar one evening and I overhear the man next to me complaining to the bartender about his job. "All day," he says, "I work in the circus shoveling elephant shit. And then I come home tired and wanting a little lovin' but my wife won't touch me, says I smell. And the pay sucks." "Why don't you quit?" I asked. "What!?" he shouts. "And leave show business?"

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