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October 8, 2008 5:42:46 AM CDT



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Started by S Goldstein; Last updated Feb 29, 08 12:59 AM CST by Imperator | View history

Tinseltown

There's no business like show business

I'm at a bar one evening and I overhear the man next to me complaining to the bartender about his job. "All day," he says, "I work in the circus shoveling elephant shit. And then I come home tired and wanting a little lovin' but my wife won't touch me, says I smell. And the pay sucks." "Why don't you quit?" I asked. "What!?" he shouts. "And leave show business?"

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    • How to Become Batman

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    • Batman Already Selling Out

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      (Newser) - The new Batman flick doesn't open until midnight tomorrow, but strong buzz for the movie—especially the performance of the late Heath Ledger—is already causing theaters across the US to sell out, the New York Post reports. Sites such as Fandango and MovieTickets.com report heavier volume for the Dark Knight than for any recent blockbuster (that means you, too, Spider-Man) except for the Star Wars release of 2005. More »

    • Paramount Loses $450M Funding Deal

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      (Newser) - A $450-million deal with Deutsche Bank that would have financed up to 30 films for Paramount is off the table, the Financial Times   reports. Perhaps an unlikely casualty of the credit crunch, Paramount walked after a lack of enthusiasm in the market led to terms that were unattractive, persons familiar with the deal said. More »

    • Weinsteins Sign 7-Year Deal With Showtime

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    • The Best Celeb Name Changes

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    • Hancock Thwacks Box Office

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      Tween Star Shines in The Wackness

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