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Verbally delicious, ass kicking, liberal, post-modernist sycophant with a penchant for Stevensonian democracy and chocolate milk. I love long walks on the beach and a healthy dose of rhetoric. Professional Smart Ass, Jedi Master with a love for the Dark Side, Spin Doctor, and Court Jester.