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easterner

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Joined Newser on: Jun 29, 2009 2:23 PM CDT

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How to be a good American: Do not issue threats of any kind. Do not use profanity or attempt to disguise profanity. Do not post messages using profane or crude names and identities. Do not disguise or confuse identities by using the names of others . Only post comments relevant to the story. Baseless personal attacks, either to other commenters or the subject of the story, will not be permitted. Itemlive strongly encourages commenters to use their real names. ************************************************************ ***************************************************************** Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines. Carl Hiaasen ***************************** ************************************ "If the American family has seemed in danger of disintegration, I believe and hope it will survive, and I think America will return to old values." James Cagney ***************************************************** **************************************************************************** Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. George Carlin
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