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Birthday Boy Roddick Served Victory Gift
Aug 31, 2007 4:48 AM CDT
Injury Decks Becks for
Most of Season
Aug 31, 2007 4:19 AM CDT
Yanks Sweep Sox In The Bronx
Aug 31, 2007 4:17 AM CDT
Phillies Trounce Mets as Wagner Melts Down
Aug 31, 2007 3:18 AM CDT
Dodgers Sweep Nationals
Aug 30, 2007 7:36 AM CDT
ND Selects Starting QB
for Opener
Aug 30, 2007 5:00 AM CDT
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Injured Nadal Advances
Aug 30, 2007 4:30 AM CDT
Clemens, Yanks Down Sox, 4-3
Aug 30, 2007 4:00 AM CDT
Sharapova Advances in Style
Aug 29, 2007 4:45 AM CDT
Documents
Link QB Couch
to Steroids
Aug 29, 2007 3:19 AM CDT
Howard Lifts Phillies Over Mets 4-2
Aug 29, 2007 2:17 AM CDT
Yanks Topple Boston 5-3
Aug 28, 2007 11:06 PM CDT
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Bears' Briggs Charged in
Car Crash
Aug 28, 2007 6:32 AM CDT
Astros Dump Manager Garner, GM Purpura
Aug 28, 2007 5:13 AM CDT
Tall John Isner Makes a Stand
at US Open
Aug 28, 2007 5:13 AM CDT
Tigers Trounce Yanks 16-0
Aug 28, 2007 1:33 AM CDT
Williams Sisters' Matches Kick Off US Open
Aug 27, 2007 5:25 AM CDT
BoSox Sweep ChiSox
Aug 27, 2007 4:30 AM CDT
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Stricker Strikes It Big at Barclays
Aug 27, 2007 1:46 AM CDT
Tigers Edge Yanks 5-4
Aug 27, 2007 1:18 AM CDT
LSU's Odom Suspended After Attempted Break-In
Aug 24, 2007 6:41 AM CDT
NY Jets Trade Kendall to Skins
Aug 24, 2007 5:29 AM CDT
Indians Zing Zumaya & Tigers in the 10th
Aug 24, 2007 3:31 AM CDT
Dodgers Sign David Wells
Aug 24, 2007 3:30 AM CDT
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Rangers Rack Up Record 30 Runs
Aug 22, 2007 9:33 PM CDT
Busch Wins
in Michigan
Aug 22, 2007 1:39 AM CDT
Tigers' Jurrjens Aces Indians
Aug 22, 2007 12:40 AM CDT
Major League Steroid Pusher Names Names
Aug 21, 2007 11:59 PM CDT
Dogfight Case Bares Vick's Profound 'Flaws'
Aug 21, 2007 5:43 AM CDT
Strahan to Rejoin Giants
Aug 21, 2007 2:01 AM CDT
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Wakefield, Sox Blank Rays
Aug 20, 2007 11:53 PM CDT
Reds Deal Conine to Mets
Aug 20, 2007 11:45 PM CDT
Santana Strikes Out 17 to
Down Texas
Aug 20, 2007 2:17 AM CDT
Federer Chalks Up 50th Tourney Win
Aug 20, 2007 12:49 AM CDT
NASCAR's Ricky Rudd to Retire
Aug 20, 2007 12:19 AM CDT
Battered Giants Beat Ravens 13-12
Aug 20, 2007 12:13 AM CDT
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Tigers Trounce Yanks, 8-5
Aug 17, 2007 3:35 AM CDT
Giambi Dodges Penalty for Steroid Use
Aug 17, 2007 2:39 AM CDT
Pirates Prevail on Met Miscues
Aug 16, 2007 11:14 PM CDT
Beckham Scores!
Aug 16, 2007 3:59 AM CDT
Tribe Tramples Tigers to Tie Division Lead
Aug 16, 2007 12:40 AM CDT
This Bud—and No. 8—Is Not for Earnhardt
Aug 15, 2007 11:30 PM CDT
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Orioles Blast Yanks as Rivera Melts Down
Aug 15, 2007 11:07 PM CDT
Felonious
Funk: Pacman Turns Musician
Aug 15, 2007 5:16 PM CDT
Bad Newz
Dogs Vick
Aug 15, 2007 6:19 AM CDT
Tiger Designing First Golf Course
Aug 15, 2007 5:20 AM CDT
NBA Ref Will Plead Guilty
Aug 15, 2007 3:28 AM CDT
Martinez Aces Rehab Start
Aug 14, 2007 11:57 PM CDT
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