Stories by Aaron Cowan

Nookie Negates Neuroticism in Newlyweds
To Be Happy, Neurotic
Couples Need More Sex
Dec 9, 2010 12:24 PM CST
Million $$$ Stradivarius Stolen At Sandwich Shop
$1.9M Stradivarius
Stolen at Sandwich Shop
Dec 7, 2010 8:39 AM CST
Gas Prices Set To Pass $3 by Christmas
Just in Time for Christmas:
$3 Gallons of Gas
Dec 5, 2010 11:01 PM CST
Supercomputer Used To Hunt Child Abusers
 Supercomputer Hunts 
 Child Porn Producers 
Dec 4, 2010 12:56 PM CST
Cantor, Boeher Censor Ant-covered Jesus Video
 Gallery Pulls Jesus Video 
 After Cantor, Boehner Object 
Nov 30, 2010 8:29 PM CST
Swastika Case Is First To Be Tried Under New Law
 Swastika Case 
 First to Use 
 Hate-Crimes Law 
Nov 30, 2010 10:58 AM CST
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The Most "Socialist" State In The US Is ...
 The Most Socialist US State Is... 
Nov 28, 2010 11:10 AM CST
Iceland Gets Average Joes to Rewrite Constitution
 Average Joes 
 Will Rewrite 
 Iceland 
 Constitution 
Nov 27, 2010 6:20 AM CST
1000 Rats Found in Hoarder's Home
 1K Rats Found 
 in Hoarder's Home 
Nov 23, 2010 5:53 AM CST
High Levels of Lead, Cadmium Found in Glasses
 Alarming Levels of 
 Lead Found in Glasses 
Nov 22, 2010 8:57 AM CST
Wild Tigers Could Become Extinct In 12 Years
 Wild Tigers 
 Could Be 
 Extinct in 
 12 Years 
Nov 21, 2010 9:00 PM CST
Unemployment Benefit Extension Defeated in House
 Jobless Benefits Extension 
 Fails in House 
Nov 18, 2010 4:39 PM CST
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Surgery Lowers Blood Pressure Up to 30%
 New Surgery Drops 
 Blood Pressure 30% 
Nov 18, 2010 12:08 PM CST
Lawsuit: Huffington Stole Our Website Idea
 2 Dems Sue Huffington 
 for Stealing Website Idea 
Nov 16, 2010 6:47 AM CST
Bush Plagiarizes Parts of New Memoir
 Bush's Memoir Lifts Parts 
 From Books, Newspapers 
Nov 12, 2010 6:46 PM CST
Male Cricket Packs A World Record Pair
 Jiminy Cricket!  
 Insect Has World's 
 Biggest Cojones 
Nov 11, 2010 2:07 PM CST
Federal Judge Blocks Sharia Ban in Oklahoma
 Judge Blocks 
 Sharia Ban 
 in Oklahoma 
Nov 8, 2010 7:25 PM CST
Olbermann To Return Tuesday Night
 Olbermann 
 to Return 
 Tuesday 
 Night 
Nov 7, 2010 10:13 PM CST
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Olbermann Refused On Air Mea Culpa
 Olbermann 
 Refused to Give 
 On-Air Mea Culpa 
Nov 7, 2010 12:35 PM CST
Tenn. Lawmaker Posts Picture With "Aunt Jemima"
 Tenn. Lawmaker 
 Posts Blackface Pic 
 on Facebook 
Nov 4, 2010 9:32 AM CDT
Real 3D Holographic Display Without Glasses

 3D Holograms: 
 Almost a Reality 


Nov 4, 2010 6:34 AM CDT
Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse In Teens

 For Teens, Oral Sex 
 Leads to Intercourse 
study says
Nov 1, 2010 8:56 PM CDT
Glenn Beck: Stewart's Message Was Same As Mine
 Glenn Beck: 
 Stewart's Message 
 Was Same 
 as Mine 
Nov 1, 2010 8:25 PM CDT
Are People Planning Death to Avoid Estate Tax?
 Are People 
 Planning Death 
 to Avoid Estate Tax? 
Nov 1, 2010 9:59 AM CDT
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Obama Heckled by anti-AIDS Activists
 AIDS Activists Heckle 
 Obama at Rally 
Oct 31, 2010 12:08 PM CDT
McDonalds Owner Says Vote Republican Or Else
 McDonald's Owner 
 to Workers: 
 Vote GOP! 
Oct 30, 2010 6:22 AM CDT
China Ends Rare Earth Mineral Embargo
 China Ends Rare Earth 
 Minerals Embargo 
Oct 29, 2010 8:06 AM CDT
Portable Mammograms Without X-rays in Real Time
 Portable Breast Scanner 
 May Ease Cancer Tests 
Oct 27, 2010 4:36 PM CDT
Violent Uprising “on the table” says GOP Candidate
 Violent Uprising 
 'on the Table': 
 GOP Candidate 
Oct 23, 2010 7:33 AM CDT
Trade War: China Withholds Rare Minerals From US
 China Withholds 
 Rare Minerals From US 
TRADE WAR
Oct 20, 2010 1:11 PM CDT
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President Obama to Appear on Mythbusters
 Obama Tapes 
 Mythbusters 
 Segment 
Oct 19, 2010 6:10 AM CDT
US military: recruits too fat to fight.
 1 in 4 Applicants 
 Too Fat to Be 
 in the Army Now 
Oct 18, 2010 3:56 PM CDT
Is Cancer a Man-made disease?
 Cancer Is Man-Made, 
 Say Researchers 
Oct 16, 2010 5:36 PM CDT
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