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Einstein's
Brain Not So
Special
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in College by Age 12
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Cops: Woman Broke Into
Shelter to Get Cats Back
May 29, 2014 2:15 PM CDT
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to Brain Differences
May 29, 2014 1:21 PM CDT
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Experts Finally Define
Premature Ejaculation
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New Priciest-Ever Starbucks Drink Made With 60 Shots
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$10M Yacht Capsizes
Before First Sail
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
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Your Gluten Problem Might Really Be a Carb Problem
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NY Man Sues for
Every Penny on Earth
in case you missed it
May 24, 2014 11:24 AM CDT
Physicists: We Know How
to Turn Light Into Matter
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Not Getting Pregnant?
Check Your Cholesterol
new study
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Germans Must Destroy
Erotic Photos of Ex-Lovers
May 23, 2014 10:48 AM CDT
Woman Headed
to Mom's Funeral
Saved Newborn
May 22, 2014 9:29 AM CDT
Teacher Fired After Asking Kids About Her Love Life
May 22, 2014 7:33 AM CDT
Spanish Conquest Literally Changed Peru's Shape
May 21, 2014 8:17 AM CDT
Entirely New Order
of Animal Discovered
May 20, 2014 8:19 AM CDT
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Teen Faces
Life Sentence
Over Pot Brownies
May 20, 2014 6:11 AM CDT
Teacher's Arm-Wrestling Contest Ends Very Badly
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
May 18, 2014 10:41 AM CDT
How a Mom With a
Printer Made $100 Bills
in case you missed it
May 17, 2014 4:05 PM CDT
America's Oddest Hobby:
Cataloging Toilets
May 17, 2014 6:30 AM CDT
Shorter Men Have Longer Lives
new study
May 16, 2014 8:52 AM CDT
Archaeologist:
Santa Maria
Wreckage
in Danger
May 15, 2014 6:40 AM CDT
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Remarkable Find: an
Underwater 'Graveyard'
May 14, 2014 1:24 PM CDT
Sunken in Houston's
Bayous: Cars, and Bodies?
May 14, 2014 7:38 AM CDT
Stunning New Jellyfish
Named, but Still Mysterious
May 13, 2014 1:54 PM CDT
Uproar Over Harvard
Group's Satanic
'Black Mass'
May 13, 2014 7:02 AM CDT
Newly Found Plant Eats Nickel
May 12, 2014 10:13 AM CDT
NY Man Drives to Florida
and Back, Spends $0
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May 11, 2014 3:10 PM CDT
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Man's Heart
Moves to His
Right Side,
and Back
May 8, 2014 5:03 AM CDT
It's Normal
to See Jesus
in Your Toast
study says
May 7, 2014 8:23 AM CDT
Another Holocaust Gaffe: Candidate's Death Camp Ad
May 7, 2014 5:47 AM CDT
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Solution: a
Vibrating Pill?
new study
May 5, 2014 12:17 PM CDT
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