This Joke Is the Funniest One-Liner of 2019 - Page 2

It involves broccoli...
By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff
Posted Aug 19, 2019 8:25 AM CDT
Updated Aug 24, 2019 1:40 PM CDT

  1. "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows.'" (Jake Lambert)
  2. "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it." (Ross Smith)
  3. "Sleep is my favorite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning." (Ross Smith)
  4. "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it." (Adele Cliff)
  5. "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging." (Richard Pulsford)
  6. "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian." (Mark Simmons)
  7. "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts." (Ivo Graham)
Falafel kept it food themed when commenting on his win: "This is a fantastic honor but it’s like I've always said: jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar … Demerara." (Chuckle over a past winner.)

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