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Sheriff's Office: 'Unfortunately, It Is the Sounds of Nature'
Sheriff's Office: 'Unfortunately,
It Is the Sounds of Nature'
Apr 24, 2024 12:10 PM CDT
The Zoo Took Note: Its Hippo Had Odd Way of Pooping
The Zoo Took
Note: Its Hippo
Had Odd Way
of Pooping
Apr 24, 2024 8:07 AM CDT
George Santos Drops Independent Bid for Congress
George Santos
Drops His Bid
for Congress
Apr 24, 2024 1:30 AM CDT
Weather Doesn't Cooperate With Trump's Campaign Plans
Weather Doesn't Cooperate
With Trump's Campaign Plans
Apr 21, 2024 8:00 AM CDT
Trump Appears to Mix Up Jimmy Kimmel, Al Pacino
Trump Appears to Mix Up
Jimmy Kimmel, Al Pacino
Apr 18, 2024 4:16 AM CDT
Stocks Slip After Remarks From Fed Officials
Trump Media Slides
Another 14.2%
MARKETS
Apr 16, 2024 3:42 PM CDT
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Buyers Say Cybertruck Deliveries Have Been Delayed
Tesla Delays
Cybertruck Deliveries
Apr 16, 2024 2:51 PM CDT
Trump Seemingly Falls Asleep in Court
Trump Appears to
Nod Off in Courtroom
Apr 16, 2024 12:00 AM CDT
Trump Media Stock Nosedives Again
Trump Media Stock
Nosedives Again
Apr 15, 2024 1:38 PM CDT
Cybertruck Owners Aren't Thrilled: 'What a Nightmare'
Cybertruck Owners Aren't
Thrilled: 'What a Nightmare'
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Apr 13, 2024 4:35 PM CDT
Tantrum Puts Pitcher on IL
Pitcher Breaks Hand in Tantrum
Apr 13, 2024 2:50 PM CDT
Trump's Truth Social Shares Continue Their 'Turbulent' Ride
Truth Social Roller Coaster
Sees Another Stock Plunge
Apr 9, 2024 6:57 AM CDT
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His Dive in Front of a President Doesn't End Well
His Dive in Front
of a President
Doesn't End Well
video
Apr 5, 2024 3:30 PM CDT
Amazon Scraps 'Just Walk Out' Grocery Store Checkout
So Much for Amazon's 'Just
Walk Out' Grocery Checkout
Apr 3, 2024 2:30 AM CDT
Trump Media Lost $58M Last Year
Trump Media Drops After
$58M Loss Disclosed
Apr 1, 2024 2:59 PM CDT
This Year's Gags Include Police Cats, 'Rosetta Stoned'
This Year's Best
April Fools' Gags
APRIL FOOLS' DAY
Apr 1, 2024 1:37 PM CDT
GOP Official Who Alleged Election Fraud Voted Illegally
Georgia Official Who Alleged
Election Fraud Voted Illegally
Mar 29, 2024 8:45 AM CDT
MyPillow Evicted From Minnesota Warehouse
Amid Mike Lindell's
Money Problems,
MyPillow Evicted
Mar 28, 2024 12:30 AM CDT
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No, There's Not a Spree of Crimes by Lego People
Cops Told to Stop With the
Lego Heads on Mugshots
UPDATED
Mar 27, 2024 3:30 AM CDT
North Korea TV Censors British Gardener's Jeans
North Korean TV Blurs
BBC Gardener's Jeans
Mar 26, 2024 5:50 PM CDT
George Santos Is Running for Congress Again
Santos Announces Defection,
Says GOP Lies to Its Base
UPDATED
Mar 23, 2024 7:00 AM CDT
Candidate Graciously Concedes—Hours Before Polls Close
Candidate Graciously
Concedes—Hours
Before Polls Close
Mar 20, 2024 7:31 AM CDT
Trump: Ponying Up $454M Bond 'Not Possible'
Trump: Ponying Up
$454M Bond 'Not Possible'
Mar 18, 2024 11:25 AM CDT
Thief's Hole in the Floor Wasn't Big Enough, and It Cost Him
Thief's Hole in the Floor Wasn't
Big Enough, and It Cost Him
Mar 15, 2024 12:57 PM CDT
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Driver Was Uninsured, Unlicensed—and 103
Driver Was Uninsured,
Unlicensed—and 103
Mar 15, 2024 9:24 AM CDT
Buck's Exit Is a Big Problem for Boebert
Buck's Exit Is
a Big Problem
for Boebert
Mar 13, 2024 2:00 PM CDT
RSVP List for House GOP Retreat Is a Slim One
No One Wants
to Go to Mike
Johnson's
GOP Retreat
Mar 13, 2024 7:14 AM CDT
New Orleans Police Chief: 'Rats Are Eating Our Marijuana'
New Orleans Police Chief:
'Rats Are Eating Our Marijuana'
Mar 13, 2024 6:34 AM CDT
Con Man Charged With Trying to Scam George Santos
Prosecutors: Con Man Tried
to Scam George Santos
Mar 6, 2024 4:46 PM CST
LAPD: Guy Tried (and Failed) to Steal Driverless Taxi
Cops: Driverless Taxi Foils
Would-Be Car Thief
Mar 4, 2024 9:55 AM CST
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Police Horses on the Loose Cause Traffic Jam on Interstate
Police Horses on the Loose
Cause Traffic Jam on Highway
Mar 4, 2024 1:30 AM CST
In Guy's Backyard, an Estimated 300 Rabbits
It's a 'Massive Backyard
Rabbit Hoarding Disaster'
Feb 29, 2024 1:45 PM CST
California's Bong Auction Was a Big Disappointment
State's Bong Auction,
Meant to Bring In
Millions, Netted $2K
Feb 29, 2024 12:45 PM CST
Lauren Boebert's Son Accused in Crime Spree
For Lauren Boebert, the
Family Drama Doesn't End
Feb 28, 2024 11:00 AM CST
Woman Hurls Christmas Tree, Loses $825K Injury Claim
Christmas Tree-Tossing
Hobby Costs Woman Big
Feb 26, 2024 8:07 AM CST
MLB Players Point Out Drawbacks to New Uniforms
MLB Players Point Out
Drawbacks to New Uniforms
Feb 22, 2024 5:20 PM CST
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Lauren Boebert Is Getting Ripped Apart in New District
It's an Uphill Battle for
Boebert: 'She's Not One of Us'
the rundown
Feb 21, 2024 12:05 PM CST
Don't Worry, Your Smart Toothbrush Didn't Get Hacked
Don't Worry, Your Smart
Toothbrush Didn't Get Hacked
Feb 18, 2024 8:00 AM CST
What Critics Think About Dakota Johnson's Spidey Film
The Movie Is Awful, but
Dakota 'Transcends' It
movie review
Feb 16, 2024 10:35 AM CST
Centuries-Old English Race Is Most Delicious
Centuries-Old English
Race Is Most Delicious
Feb 14, 2024 5:24 PM CST
Lisa Frankenstein Can't Scare Off Argyle
Lisa Frankenstein
Can't Scare Off Argyle
box office
Feb 11, 2024 12:10 PM CST
Kangaroo Captured by Deputies at Florida Pool
Deputies
Capture
Kangaroo at
Florida Pool
Feb 9, 2024 12:30 PM CST
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Republicans Look for a Way Around This Week's Debacles
Republicans Look for a Way
Around This Week's Debacles
Feb 8, 2024 5:15 PM CST
Apple Can't Sell Argylle to Audiences
Apple
Has Its
First Flop
box office
Feb 4, 2024 1:15 PM CST
Cops Release Suspicious Bird: OK, You're Not a Spy
After 8 Months, Cops
Release This Suspicious Bird
Feb 2, 2024 12:02 PM CST
Tesla Recalling Nearly All Cars in US Again
Tesla Recalling Nearly
All Cars in US Again
Feb 2, 2024 6:54 AM CST
In New District, Boebert Finishes 5th in Straw Poll
In New District, Boebert
Finishes 5th in Straw Poll
Jan 29, 2024 4:58 PM CST
In Boebert's Primary Debate, 'Carpetbagger' Insinuations Fly
In Boebert's Primary Debate,
'Carpetbagger' Insinuations Fly
Jan 26, 2024 11:58 AM CST
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