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Darth Vader Refuses to Die

Apr 24, 09 | 9:31 AM   byMichael Wolff
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The story of the last White House is perhaps most of all about the relationship of the president and vice president. Who was the dominant figure? Was there an alternative government inside the official government? How much of the buck stopped with Dick Cheney?
 
These are all points that Cheney seems now to want to argue. The Times has him with his Starbucks coffee in his garage office plotting out a memoir on his yellow pads as he makes a series of strategic media appearances—continuing to use Fox News as the Bush White House used it for the past eight years.
 
Bush himself may be in a contented retirement, but Cheney is still, belligerently and rancorously, commanding the legacy. This is defensive: He’s afraid the Democrats might be out to get him. And it’s retaliatory: He’s mad at Bush for not pardoning Scooter Libby (the Times reports Cheney and Bush have only spoken once since January). And it’s territorial: He’s not just defending the record, he’s claiming it.
 
Never before has an American vice president argued for his place in history. Never before has the memoir of a former vice president been a potentially hotter property than that of the former president (no vice president has actually ever written a memoir of any significance).
 

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For nearly seven of the eight Bush years, the point that everyone made about Cheney was that his influence came from his lack of ego and personal ambition. That, we’ve learned, was patently untrue. His influence might have actually come from George Bush’s lack of ego and personal ambition.

The Iraq War; the US terror policies, including the details of our torture methods; and the strategy of worldwide hostility—the key elements of the Bush administration that Bush himself seems now to be shrinking from—are, it seems, more and more likely (if there was any doubt) the Cheney program. And he’s not in the least shrinking from it. Indeed, his obdurate defense makes him the conservative standard bearer.
 
He strives, it seems, to put on a charmless face. Indeed, the Cheney circle is an unattractive as well as dyspeptic one. The Times dredged up John Bolton, that drunken uncle at the funeral, to praise Cheney. It’s GOP hijinks. Cheney’s got his daughter, Liz, out defending her old man, just as John McCain’s daughter, Meghan, is going after him: “You had the eight years. Go away.”
 
So what does Cheney want? Or, more to the point, what, given the radical turn of political fortunes, can he expect to get out of his campaign for self-justification?
 
In a way, it’s a study in pure character. What the man does is not move, or deviate, or modulate. It is all about implacability, about being, in some rather literal fashion, an old war horse. And by insisting on his absolute righteousness, he’ll surround himself with the other Neanderthals of the Bush years. Together they suggest a weirdly proud, and doomed, future of the Republican party.

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com.

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Robert_Dada
Apr 24, 09 11:01 AM CDT
The more Cheney speaks, the more he completely invalidates the prior administrations' policies, in full view on the world's stage. Reply
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JBTipton
Apr 24, 09 11:54 AM CDT
A perceptive--as usual--analysis. But two points, one small, one big: "(no vice president has actually ever written a memoir of any significance)."? Can Michael have forgotten that deathless classic from 1962, "Six Crises"? It wasn't just significant--it remains the rosetta stone to the man's subsequent years on the world stage. The larger disagreement I would have with today's column is the description of George W. as lacking in ambition. Relative to ABILITY, I would have to give the ambition nod to Bush over Cheney, despicable as the latter may be. Reply
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N McMaster
Apr 24, 09 2:06 PM CDT
Excellent analysis, but Cheney is not Vader. I refer to Maureen Dowd's interview with George Lucas on the subject: " Lucas explained politely as I listened contritely. Anakin Skywalker is a promising young man who is turned to the dark side by an older politician and becomes Darth Vader. “George Bush is Darth Vader,” he said. “Cheney is the emperor.” " Reply
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nick
Apr 24, 09 2:44 PM CDT
Cheney has way too much time on his hands. Maybe no one wants to go hunting with him anymore. Reply
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lizouttavegas
Apr 24, 09 4:24 PM CDT
pithy analysis, but to me, he just looks like a "thug"...& an old one, at that1 Reply
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gianpaul
Apr 25, 09 12:30 PM CDT
Cheney-bashing? Mere "litterature", useless in this case. Blackwater, under a different name one hears, is back "full stream" in Iraq. (And by the way reducing the number of casualties by the US Military). It's still war down there. And as there is plenty of oil, and Halliburton, and personal pride, having loyaly served two Bushes. Cheney is an American entrepreneur, nobody can deny that! Like it or not... Reply
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Reader69448708
Apr 25, 09 3:02 PM CDT
What a shameful oxymoron you have used: "American entrepreneur", and i do deny that it will be an excercise in profit. The world as we know it is not able to bear these atrocities any longer. I really wish there was a hell. bart. kimberbart@yahoo.com
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frankel1205
Apr 25, 09 3:51 PM CDT
Thank you, Mr. Wolff for further validating what the majority of Americans have already realized. Dick Cheney was the POTUS from 2000-2008. George W. was simply his pathetic myna bird who happened to be in the lucky sperm club and had Poppy's name so he could pull off the con. They are both criminals of the first division. Reply
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drlarrymitchell
Apr 25, 09 3:55 PM CDT
Cheney had his hand so far up George Bush that Dick had George's lunch under his fingernails. Reply
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RowdyIdaho
Apr 26, 09 9:48 AM CDT
typical liberal crap..How many of you profited over the last 8 years from Bush and Cheney's economy..How safe was this country over the last 8 years...How soon this country turns on true patriots not the ones that truely try to act like patriots but are here to tear down our freedoms...Mr. Wolf you are a coward and un-american. Reply
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iago
Apr 27, 09 4:33 AM CDT
RowdyIdaho, you are an upstanding example of the education system as it came to be during the first part of the 21st Century in the US of A under "Ha ha, you sed Dick." Bush and "Ha ha, you sed Bush." Cheney . . . judging by your "No Kidding, Left Behind" composition skills., you cryptical hillbilly chap, you. Reply
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IndependentMontanan
Apr 27, 09 9:40 AM CDT
to RowdyIdaho: over the last 8 years: ignoring their own intelligence and warnings, we lost thousands in the 9/11 attack on their watch. Over the last 8 years, we also lost thousands more starting a war with a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attack. Sir, that's not liberal crap. That's a cold hard fact no matter what "side" of the political fence you're on. Reply
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RowdyIdaho
Apr 28, 09 12:45 AM CDT
Iago, I apologize for trying to make it to simple for your truly outstanding over educated brain. Unlike you I served this Country for over 15 years. Yes I served under both Clinton and Bush. My dear chap what the hell have you done to serve your country? NOTHING I am sure, just another big city dick head as us hillbillies like to say. Reply
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