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Gordon Brown Puts On a Show

Jun 8, 09 | 9:21 AM   byMichael Wolff
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Gordon Brown is over, done with, kaput, finis. There isn’t a sentient person not on his payroll who’d say otherwise. Since he inherited the leadership of the Labour Party—already compromised by its support of George Bush and the Iraq war—from a grudging Tony Blair, Brown’s faced the financial meltdown (next to Iceland, the UK is probably the hardest hit nation), and, more recently, the Parliamentary scandal, in which much of his Cabinet engaged in the most louche expense-account cheating.

And neither of those may be the worst of his problems. The worst may be his own personality. The prime minister carries the air of weariness and resentment and disappointment that hangs over Britain. Getting rid of Gordon Brown is just so obviously the first thing you’d do to make yourself feel a little better. It’s just opening the curtains.

Brown faces the further difficult predicament of having to exist in the same moment as Barack Obama. One embodies speed and hope and eloquence, the other a labored sense of unutterable inevitability. It’s the future is coming versus the end is near.

It’s a political set piece: The leader has been brought low by inexorable forces beyond his control as well as by his own staggering inability to rise to the occasion—and now we merely watch how the end plays out, with absolute assurance that it will.

Is there anything redeeming here?


(Gordon Brown, AP Photo)

The long, slow, relentless agony of the fall is probably good for all other political factions, allies and opponents alike. Everybody gets this certain endgame to fortify his or her own position. No reason not to let it go on, if you know it will end. In a way, it’s a lovely period for everyone else—a time for dreaming about your own hopeful future. As he sinks, everyone else rises.

But what about the public that has to witness such minute-by-minute agony? It can’t inspire young men and women with heart and imagination to public life. On the other hand, retribution is compelling. It is fortifying to learn that people can’t get away with everything. Such slow and methodical abuse reanimates democracy, perhaps. The ridicule is good. The ultimate punishment is the stripping down of the ego.

And something else—perhaps to Brown’s credit: He doesn’t just go. He’s going to go; it is going to be taken from him; after the vilification and the ridicule, he will be left with nothing—that is certain. And yet he hangs on. He mounts a further effort. He plots. He even dreams, perhaps, of a storied future. He is hapless and indomitable at the same time.

And then it is over.

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com.
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phil
Jun 8, 09 12:17 PM CDT
what a load of waffle. Brown doesn't have to exist in context with Obama. His problems began long before Barack even had the nomination. America-centric clap trap. Reply
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MichaelWolff
Jun 8, 09 12:55 PM CDT
You can't mean waffle--POV couldn't be clearer. And he doesn't have to exist, but unavoidably does. Obama is the contrast gainer, Brown the constrast loser. And Brown and the UK are too small to exist on their own.
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CrackerJacker
Jun 8, 09 6:50 PM CDT
In an ideal world, no, he wouldn't have to exist in context with Obama. But especially nowadays, nothing exists in a vacuum. As a head of state and world leader, he is invariably compared with his contemporaries, and Barack Obama, as the most recognisable leader of an english-speaking nation, is indisputably Gordon's number one contemporary. You don't have to read that here, because it happens naturally when both the PM and the President of the U.S. appear on the same news broadcast or in the same newspaper. Regardless of whether they mention a comparison directly, the comparison happens inevitably, and yes, while Gordon's been digging his own grave for longer than Obama has been campaigning(If you remove his legendary DNC speech from the equation), he is a symbol of an alternative. In which, it's hardly surprising that both David Cameron and Nick Clegg are both set out as younger, more hopeful figures with greater leanings on the same kind of technological methods as the Obama campaign.
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phil
Jun 8, 09 3:33 PM CDT
Without para 3 the piece makes sense. GB's prob is that he is a serious man who doesn't understand that politics is a popularity contest. And as of a parliamentary party meeting that ended 2 hours ago he'll be in power until the next election. He isn't going anywhere. In all fairness to you, over excited journos in this country got it wrong int he same way you did. Reply
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MichaelWolff
Jun 8, 09 4:54 PM CDT
But do you think he has any hope under the son of surviving the next election? Or is this all just twisting in the wind?
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CrackerJacker
Jun 8, 09 6:12 PM CDT
I don't think at all that Gordon's problem is that he's a serious man. Serious men getting the job done is fine, but in order to do that, he needs to get the job done, and give credence to the notion that he would have been Prime Minister WITHOUT being handed the keys by his predecessor. I'm no fan of his major opposition - the public(I kid, I kid, I mean the Tories), but Gordon has not only been a public relations disaster, but his policies have been a nasty mish-mash of policies that were meant for Britain twenty years ago, knee-jerk reactions to problems he should have seen coming, and papering over the cracks that were caused by the irresponsible actions of the last Chancellor the Exchequer. Whose name escapes me. He may well remain in power, but only because he's done so well at chopping off his rivals at the knees, and rival parties won't be able to challenge him until he calls an election, which the public seem to be calling for, even if only by opinion poll and MEP poll numbers.
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deebles
Jun 8, 09 4:15 PM CDT
Thanks for articulating Brown's problem. Why doesn't he walk away or do something to force the situation? In 2001, in London, one of my friends who was a friend of John Major's took me to meet him at dinner. After my disastrous answer that I'd spent the day at Harrods to his polite question of what's up, he gave a concise history of his career. Said that he became Prime Minister because his shoddy education and even humbler background closed the door for regular government advancement. But I think he described the background because it gave him some awareness when his situation was nearing Brown's. I certainly believed his claim that he tossed himself on the grenade for the Conservatives. Why does Brown not sense his similar position? Might be the dour, lack of a sense of humor. Major said that he and some chums would choose a pointless phrase everyday and try to work it into any news conference. Wittiest would win. As he said, "Try saying 'the mating habit of a tree frog' in an otherwise serious discussion. Reply
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CrackerJacker
Jun 8, 09 6:25 PM CDT
Too true. I was driving to an appointment before the meeting today started, and on my way back afterward, and in-between I was hoping that there would be someone there who would say "This isn't working", and "What are your new ideas? What are you going to do next, because this affects all of us. Not just whether we'll be able to be a part of the government, but whether or not I get re-elected to my seat!". By the looks of it though, no-one did.
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Reader3181
Jun 8, 09 4:15 PM CDT
Gordon Brown has been England's whipping boy. In fact, he may be taking Blair's punishment for him. Brown and Blair were like an old married couple, bickering all the time. And now the Brits have got the old wife (that would be Brown) in a bargain they didn't make, and they perhaps feel the parliamentary system has failed them. But this Brown run has apparently given the British enough time to get over their aversion to the Conservative party. Boris, the soul of the Tory party, is Mayor. And David Cameron is looking pretty damn good. Reply
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phil
Jun 8, 09 4:57 PM CDT
Gordon Brown is uncommunicative and dictatorial in style. This has made him enemies in his party. He has been weakened by a parliament wide scandal and a deep recession. His enemies made their best move last week. He would have had to resign last friday if the foreign secretary David Milliband resigned. Milliband did not resign. Gordon has been safe ever since then. Much of this plot has been whipped up by media coverage, especially Sky news, which began cheerleading the problem on thursday. Standing outside the door of number ten noisily declaring that Gordon had to go. It was claptrap then. This whole thing has been a giant waste of time. Entertaining, but a waste of time.
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CrackerJacker
Jun 8, 09 6:22 PM CDT
He's not just England's whipping boy - the recent election results have seen the Labour party pull their worst results in both Wales and Scotland for nearly a century. Although to be fair, while a swing to the Tories is the headline on said results(UK-wide), the truth in the numbers is not so much that people deserted the Labour party and went to the Tories, but that they stayed home in a large way. The fractious voting caused by the recent expenses scandal has caused voters from both major parties to head even further to the lunatic fringe(UKIP, BNP), in some desperate attempt to find someone new who they can invest faith in. The one reason the Lib Dems haven't soaked up many of the rebelling former faithful of those two parties, is that they appear in the media and to the public, as being just as culpable in the expenses fallout. I'd hope that the electorate wouldn't be quite so foolish as to repeat the votes for the BNP or UKIP in a general election, when both are centered around a message of resilience to change or cooperation. Similarly, I'd like to believe my countrymen would be able to see through the powderpuff Tory manifesto. But then again, it seems like a YouTube channel is enough to get even the smell of Thatcher out in the wash.
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phil
Jun 9, 09 4:13 AM CDT
MW it seems astonishing but he will survive. The ministers that resigned were laughable light weight characters. Many of the rebel MPs are careerists, not men on conscience or character. We saw the same thing with Thatcher and GB has learned from the plots to oust her - if you hang on you will survive, as long as the plotters are small fry. Thatcher only went when those closest to her, well regarded men like her ex chancellor pushed a knife in her back. Firebrands and loudmouths like credibility much like pimps acting as a witnesses in murder trials. Reply
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