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Sarah Palin Should Get Rid of Todd   

Aug 3, 09 | 8:47 AM   byMichael Wolff
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Do you think Sarah and Todd Palin are breaking up? You have an opinion. Even if you somehow missed the rumor, now that I’ve brought it up, you’re weighing it. Does that explain the abrupt resignation? What effect would this have on the career? Does she need him anyway? Who might be a better match for her?

Unable to be—and clearly uninterested in being—a wonky type pronouncing on various policy themes and launching not-for-profit foundations to save America and support her multi-year candidacy, Sarah Palin is pioneering a new sort of political career plan. It’s politics as personal drama.

It’s a riveting, novelistic spectacle of exactly what happens to someone picked from political obscurity and given sudden, vast, ill-advised worldwide media attention. It’s a reality TV variation. It’s borderline satirical, while at the same time relentlessly literal. That’s part of the dramatic tension: Is it real? Or is it being played for the camera? The train wreck of her life is not, according to the rules of this genre, something you can hold against her, because that’s the precise reason you’re paying attention to her.

After all, it’s an incredible story. If anyone were still trying to write the great American novel, this would be something to envy.

She is being sustained by story alone. And why not? In many ways, she seems realer and more credible as a character (however flawed) than most politicians. It’s her life she’s selling, rather than phony baloney political proscriptions. Of course, it’s a ridiculous life, or a staggering mess of a life, but that’s the kind of novel it is. And you can’t put it down.

Her denial about the end of her marriage—and I believe it’s breaking up; from the beginning I thought he was a loser—came on Facebook. I think this might be an important moment for social networking, and for the entire reality genre. Social networks will start to get mass media characters. Instead of the ever-fracturing nature of social media, there will be stories—social networking celebrities—that we can unite around.

You go onto Facebook and check your own page and your friend’s page and then you go to the various Facebook stars that you choose to follow. That’s media.

After losing his campaign for vice president, John Edwards (remember him?) started a foundation to fight poverty in America as a way to keep promoting himself as a political contender—a not very successful way, as it turned out. Sarah Palin is looking to do the same thing, but in an instinctively savvier way. She’s creating a channel or a platform to keep telling her own story.

I, for one, want to know how it’s going to turn out. 

More of Newser founder Michael Wolff's articles and commentary can be found at VanityFair.com, where he writes a regular column. He can be emailed at michael@newser.com.

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Reader3181
Aug 3, 09 9:41 AM CDT
Nah...her story needs much more stoking for me to be interested. I predict she will be out of the news by next year. Reply
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kokuaguy
Aug 4, 09 2:42 PM CDT
Mr. Wolff, I admit feeling a twinge of guilt when I decided to do what I'm about to do, but as soon as I saw the topic for your "essay" today, it vanished completely. This is the perfect place to post a protest that has had little effect in the gird comment venue. What I am objecting to is the treatment of President Obama by newser yesterday on the grid. I first protested when the Obama/Sarcozy fake picture of "ass ogliing" was put on the grid for the second time. Later when the Obama/Joker picture went up I again asked WHY ??? Why was the fake ass ogling picture chosen for the grid to illustrate a story that's supposed to be about science and health? This is clear exploitation of the Presidency by newser. It feeds the racism of that segment who would be inflamed by ANY black man ogling a white woman. It is an unfair and dishonest photo that misrepresents the facts. Everyone agreed about that from the get go. Likewise, choosing to honor the Obama/Joker photo on the gird is in extremely poor taste. This is the kind of blatant racially charged opportunism that Dobbs and Beck ar engaging in. To debase the president and the presidency in such a manner twice on one day is inexcusalbe. Why is newser is unwilling to admit that it made a BIG mastake here? I think it was my ranting and raving here that got the newser editors to stop using "GREENIES" in any story about environmentalists. With that success to bouy my efforts, I will not rest until newser stops this kind of sickening ABUSE. This is worse than anything Corona_king ever did.
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QueenAlli
Aug 3, 09 9:47 AM CDT
So what should we call this soap opera? Reply
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deebles
Aug 3, 09 6:16 PM CDT
The peri-menopausal Young and the Reckless.
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DeniseVB
Aug 3, 09 12:27 PM CDT
I am so screwed.....I'm a John Edwards AND Sarah Palin supporter :p AND, I still think they're better than what we got :)))) Reply
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deebles
Aug 3, 09 6:12 PM CDT
I doubt you get screwed. Where would you find another Edwards and Palin supporter? Imagine blending Elizabeth and Tod into one person. Rare.
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Shannonals
Aug 7, 09 11:13 PM CDT
Tell that to Edwards mistress who walke into court carrying a newborn baby
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fashionplate
Aug 3, 09 1:29 PM CDT
Palin and Family are National Enquirer material, nothing more. Reply
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bewilderbeast1
Aug 3, 09 5:14 PM CDT
Watch: A Sarah Palin - Paris Hilton double header ticket for 2012. It's quite literally a no-brainer. Reply
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cris
Aug 4, 09 2:46 AM CDT
pete_ess, your misuse of the word "literally" brings to mind the words of Palin's spokeswoman Megan Stapleton, who, on the occasion of her boss's resignation, said "the world is literally her oyster".
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deebles
Aug 3, 09 5:58 PM CDT
Exactly. She's creating a platform. You can't sell soap without a platform today. That her platform doesn't include the 'dude' is just advertising. When you sell your life as a commodity, I don't think your actual life has much intrinsic value. Reply
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rottenpeter
Aug 3, 09 7:27 PM CDT
Here are some scenarios for future episodes: Sarah marries a Russian lesbian (several live quite nearby); Sarah gets a sign from God (my town had an eel salesman once who got a sign from god -- he became quite famous); Sarah is in a car wreck being chased by paparazzi but miraculously survives; Sarah has a baby from an embryo implant, with sperm donated by Arnold Schwarzenegger; Sarah runs for President and wins... Reply
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deebles
Aug 3, 09 9:07 PM CDT
Quite amused that you think Arnold Schwarzenegger has sperm.
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CountChocula
Aug 3, 09 9:29 PM CDT
What the Hell is Wolff doing discussing Palin's personal life? News about news?? Joanie Loves Chachi Reply
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thetick
Aug 3, 09 10:27 PM CDT
stop. talking. about palin. i don't care anymore. Reply
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abc
Aug 4, 09 3:43 AM CDT
Typical East Coast snotty liberal look down your noseism.However,to be fair iIthink your life is a train wreck and your wife (or more likely gay partner should dump you. Reply
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J.J.
Aug 4, 09 2:18 PM CDT
The last post is why conservatives have a bad name in most of the country: liberals send a message, conservatives attack the messenger. Reply
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JonmarkP
Aug 5, 09 12:34 AM CDT
Jesus, I weary of Wolff and Newser continuing to flog this dead horse. No one gives a shit about Palin any more but Birthers and Tea Baggers. And Wolff. Reply
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MichaelWolff
Aug 11, 09 8:37 AM CDT
Just because you don't give a shit, doesn't mean you aren't interested.
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